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[HiPcavallo]

Punching him in the gut just isn't enough, I can do one better!

You brought this on yourself fat man!

[Penguin]

Becky isn't the fat man!

[HiPcavallo]

I don't have any gifs of Queen Alexa beating up Kevin Owens so that one had to do. The point is I did that to him, that's what counts!

[Penguin]

Wouldn't Naomi have sufficed?

[HiPcavallo]

Sadly I don't have any gifs of Queen Alexa beating up Naomi either. I obviously don't have enough gifs!

[Penguin]

Pls, the Kingdom needs more gifs.

[Steenalizer]

It's alright HiP, I have enough gifs of something better than Alexa Piss!

 

[HiPcavallo]

Wow, you're really taking this hard aren't you?

[Steenalizer]

Coming from the guy who boycotted the Kingdom of Bliss and built a fake version based on my vision. Your kingdom wouldn't exist without me and you know it!

[HiPcavallo]

Really, we're going to have this argument again? You realise you're just going in circles now, right? You're delusional, your mutiny failed miserably and I see you're still trying to tout it as a success. You significantly overstated your value, and overplayed your hand.

Now unless you're willing to bend the knee and beg our Queen's forgiveness, then I have nothing more to say to you.

[Steenalizer]

Mutiny? Is that what you're calling it now? Call it what you want, but we both know you should be thanking me for setting you free. You were too caught up in this obsession to realise what was going to happen when I buried your Kingdom. The only delusional ones here are the people who still believe Alexa has any value to this forum.

Why would I bend the knee when I'm the one who owns the original KoB? Like I said, your new version is false. If anything you should be asking me for forgiveness! #FuckTheKingdomOfBliss

[HiPcavallo]

@Penguin which Alexa Bliss shirt do you think I should buy?

This one?

Or this one?

[Steenalizer]

Why would you want either? 

[Penguin]

Twisted Bliss is cuter but Little Miss Bliss is more iconic, tough choice.

[HiPcavallo]

Yea, I really can't decide. Might have to put it to a vote D:

[Penguin]

 If you do put up a poll, I may vote Twisted Bliss as that is kinda adorbs. <3

[HiPcavallo]

@DrJoeyMagnumRyan what happened to your mod powers?

[Penguin]

I asked the same thing in the staff question, I hope we get some answers.

[HiPcavallo]

But he was my second favourite moderator!

Edited August 15, 2017 by HiPcavallo

[HiPcavallo]

You guys will be glad to know I taught Tom how to swirl an a at work today. Now he can send emails!

[Steenalizer]

I didn't know you worked with mentally disabled people, HiP. I think that's great that you're teaching them how to send emails, maybe one day you could even show them how to delete system32.

[HiPcavallo]

Tom's actually quite smart. He's just old, never had to use technology growing up, and is too stubborn to adapt now. Certainly hopeless with a keyboard though, last time I had to teach him how to use the space bar.

A few other people I work with however most likely are mentally disabled, been trying to trade one guy for a while but sadly I don't think it's going to happen  

[Steenalizer]

So you work with the elderly AND the disabled? Didn't realise zebras were so conscientious.

[HiPcavallo]

Honestly only favourable to the elderly, and Stacey, though Ravi gets a pass. If it were up to me I'd fire most of the others, especially after some of the shit they've done lately.

[HiPcavallo]

You guys remember Ravi? You know the guy we caught on camera making a booking with a prostitute at work. I just had to tell him he might be getting fired if he keeps fucking up at work... He didn't take it very well, that was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I better not have to actually fire him, I really like Ravi 

..Worst part is he gets deported if I do, and he's already depressed enough as it is right now.

Edited August 25, 2017 by HiPcavallo