The 2017 Smacktalk Forum Slammy Awards! RESULTS! First Page

[Steenalizer]

You think you know me.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN DUN DUUUUUN DUUUUUN

[Penguin]

On this day... I see clearly.

[Steenalizer]

Now that you see clearly, you’re legally obliged to vote.

[Codes.]

7 hours ago, Steenalizer said:

I can’t believe Codes doesn’t know me.  

I have heard of you. I just don't pay much attention anymore. 

[Steenalizer]

Did somebody say something? I wasn’t paying attention, bro.

[HiPcavallo]

If @Penguin doesn’t vote then maybe we could just sacrifice him to the devil and eat his flesh?

[Penguin]

You can certainly try!

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Going to count up the votes and announce the winners sometime tonight 

[HiPcavallo]

How many people have voted now? I’m guessing four?

@Penguin for the love of Bliss just vote already!

 

[Penguin]

I could.. Or I could not.

[HiPcavallo]

Here “Speaking as Penguin I vote for Giant Douche in every category” all you have to do is fill in the blank with either Giant Douche, or Turd Sandwich, and send it to Joey. It’s not hard, just do the right thing and vote Turd Sandwich already, bro.

Edited December 26, 2017 by Penguin
Filled in the blank

[Penguin]

There, filled in the blank.

[Mizalike]

I deserve an award 

[HiPcavallo]

1 hour ago, Penguin said:

There, filled in the blank.

But you have to send it to Joey for it to count, bro.

1 hour ago, Mizalike said:

I deserve an award 

You had one of my votes!

[Mizalike]

26 minutes ago, HiPcavalloey said:

But you have to send it to Joey for it to count, bro.

You had one of my votes!

Can't wait to found out.

[Penguin]

31 minutes ago, HiPcavalloey said:

But you have to send it to Joey for it to count, bro.

You had one of my votes!

Right..

Yo, @DrJoeyMagnumRyan

3 hours ago, HiPcavalloey said:

Here “Speaking as Penguin I vote for Giant Douche in every category” all you have to do is fill in the blank with either Giant Douche, or Turd Sandwich, and send it to Joey. It’s not hard, just do the right thing and vote Turd Sandwich already, bro.

 

[DrJoeyMagnum]

 

[Steenalizer]

I’m just glad Raven Creed got the award for best newcomer.

[Gift Of Jericho]

Wait what, I won a Slammy? I don't even know I am a nominee!!! And I missed the entire thing!

Whoever the fuck voted for me, thank you. So do I have a Slammy next to my username now?

 

[Vankoff]

Thank you guys for voting me 😊 I'm really greatful for that. So i will continue to improve my caws 😊

[NickBreaker]

whether the votes for me were ironic or not, I definitely popped when I saw I'd won something!

I may as well thank some good eggs that have helped me, I've collaborated with, and who have supported me to better sculpt half-naked digital men for your enjoyment!

@Dr Vries @AjSim @Defract NoModder @NWOldskool @dyn0myteCAW @Auday Elyafe @ReLL7thirty @EXecutionerX85 @CyBruis. @Righteous @GameElite™ @.RyeE. @BHANGRA MAN & countless other over the years!

I'm pleased to say I'll be using my winnings to fund production of these fetching T-shirts. All proceeds will go towards teaching non-binary children to be more PC, and minimise their micro-aggressions on internet forums!

Edited December 26, 2017 by NickBreaker

[Mizalike]

I'm shocked and outraged, and angry 

I'm just gonna leave these here.

 

[HiPcavallo]

While I’m happy for @Penguin I have to admit that I’m a little disappointed @LeslieEi didn’t win best username. I know she’s an irritating cunt with a shit username, but no one else is simply a name I can openly abuse  

That being said thank you to all who voted for me <3 Also glad to see @DrJoeyMagnumRyan @NickBreaker @Gift Of Jericho @Raven Creed @King Beardy Shi Tpa Forum, and (even though he doesn’t deserve it because he doesn’t appreciate the importance of voting) @Penguin won as well.

@NickBreaker I desperately need one of those shirts, bro

By the way, @DrJoeyMagnumRyanhow many people actually voted in the end?

Edited December 26, 2017 by HiPcavalloey

[DrJoeyMagnum]

6

[Vankoff]

9 minutes ago, DrJoeyMagnumRyan said:

6

I think i only get 1 vote for won 😂 Also @Apost Khan is the best caw maker in PC. 😊