The 2017 Smacktalk Forum Slammy Awards! RESULTS! First Page

[Penguin]

Damn.. I need to start another pls train..

[HiPcavallo]

2 hours ago, DrJoeyMagnumRyan said:

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I was clearly far too optimistic. See @Penguin this is why you need to vote!

[Rhuanico99]

Why is there no CAW maker of the year on PC? No hate, just curious.

EDIT: Never mind, it has been added. Thanks!

Edited December 22, 2017 by Rhuanico99

[fufu ÷]

[HiPcavallo]

@fufu ÷‘s right, why the fuck is there no outstanding use of emoticons awards?

Also @Penguin vote plz.

[Penguin]

But that means I have to start a PM with Joey..And break a 3-4? year tradition!

[HiPcavallo]

We already have like three PM’s with Joey anyway, so I fail to see the problem. And this has seemingly been a year of breaking traditions, change, and being forced to conform here on Smacktalks. So really, when you think about it, it’s only right that you bow down to the peer pressure, accept that this tradition is a lost cause, and just do it already, bro.

Also leaders are supposed to lead by example, you can’t expect everyone else to vote if you aren’t willing to do it yourself! @Mizalike this would be a good opportunity to upstage @Penguin. If you vote and he doesn’t then maybe you could force your way into a leadership position by taking @Penguin’s spot? @DrJoeyMagnumRyan would you agree to that? Better vote to save yourself, bro.

[Penguin]

But.. Presidents and Princesses don't vote.. They get people to do it for them! Or rig it.. Same thing.

@ichiban Rooster Do my votes pls

[HiPcavallo]

You need to learn to understand the importance of voting, even if it’s just for a bunch of douchebags, and turd sandwiches. You’re lucky we don’t tie you to a horse and send you out into the wilderness, bro.

Edited December 23, 2017 by Bro-HiPcavallo

[Penguin]

It's just not that big of a deal, bro.

[HiPcavallo]

[Penguin]

Are you calling me ignorant?!

[HiPcavallo]

Actually Token Black is calling you ignorant. Since Token’s life matters I value Token’s opinion, despite the fact that no one else does.

#PaulGaveMeAFreePassBecauseChristmas

[Penguin]

#PaulPls

#RevokeHisFreePassAndThenIWillVote

[Steenalizer]

 

[Penguin]

[Steenalizer]

You better get used to having to pick between a douche and a turd sandwich, because it’s usually the choice you’ll have.

[Penguin]

..Kinda an accurate statement..

@PAUL pls help me here..

[HiPcavallo]

This isn't a hard choice @Penguin, just vote Turd Sandwich and get it over with, bro.

[Penguin]

What if I like Giant Douche more?

[HiPcavallo]

Then it proves that you obviously know who you want to vote for, so why not just do it already?

...Although, you'd have to be crazy to like Giant Douche more. Turd Sandwich is obviously the better choice!

[Steenalizer]

No way dude, Turd Sandwich sucks! Don’t listen to HiP, bro. Giant Douche is clearly the superior choice.

[Penguin]

11 minutes ago, Bro-HiPcavallo said:

Then it proves that you obviously know who you want to vote for, so why not just do it already?

...Although, you'd have to be crazy to like Giant Douche more. Turd Sandwich is obviously the better choice!

I just think Giant Douche is funnier... Voting is till pointless, though.

[HiPcavallo]

Please, Giant Douche isn’t even capable of being funny. I bet if you asked him a joke he would just babble on and on about something entirely unrelated until eventually getting saved by the buzzer. Turd Sandwich on the other hand gets all the best dialogue, and gags that give him real character. To be honest Giant Douche is really more of a prop.

@Penguin if voting is pointless then maybe we should all retract our votes? I’m willing to violate the rules to disqualify my votes if need be. If you don’t vote, then no one does!

Edited December 23, 2017 by Bro-HiPcavallo

[Penguin]

Isn't that what you're doing though?!

Voting isn't pointless, voting is pointless for Presidents and Princesses!