What would you rate Penguin out of 10, and would you recommend him to a friend?

[Codes.]

1 hour ago, Steenalizer said:

Shut up Chodes.

 

[Steenalizer]

[Codes.]

1 hour ago, Steenalizer said:

You win.

[Penguin]

Obviously @FATMAN won, cause you're a geek.. And not even in the slightest kool way.

[HiPcavallo]

Is Codes trying to ruin South Park for the rest of us?

[Penguin]

Obviously, it's like the Chinpokemon episode except that it was still cooler when the parents did it..

#SouthParkDidIt

[HiPcavallo]

I have the Chinpokemon Shoe

[Steenalizer]

Is that a shiny?

[HiPcavallo]

Yea, bro. I have quite a few different versions of Shoe, shiny, normal, both male and female, and I even have that rare limited edition version where Shoe's wearing its trainers hat. I'm trying to collect all of the Chinpokemon so I can complete the primary objective and defeat the evil power, so if you need a Shoe then I have plenty to trade.

Edited November 7, 2017 by Bro-HiPcavallo

[Steenalizer]

I don’t play Chinpokomon Go, bro. I’m sure Codes would be happy to trade you though.

[HiPcavallo]

Codes doesn't deserve one of my Shoe's, bro.

[GameElite™]

Voted babes, gave you a 10, mainly out of sympathy tbf. 

[Penguin]

3 hours ago, GameElite™ said:

Voted babes, gave you a 10, mainly out of sympathy tbf. 

Thank you... Whenever I decide to ban everyone, you'll be first. <3

[GameElite™]

On 11/7/2017 at 8:58 PM, Penguin said:

Thank you... Whenever I decide to ban everyone, you'll be first. <3

Awh thanks hunny bun. 

[DrJoeyMagnum]

He says that to everyone

[Penguin]

26 minutes ago, DrJoeyMagnumRyan said:

He says that to everyone

SHHH!

[HiPcavallo]

Well to be fair he did say Steenalizer would be banned last, so he doesn’t say it to everyone.

But you see Penguin has spent a great many years plotting his hostile takeover of the land of Smacktalks. He realises that for his plot to succeed, he must carry out the first few waves of banishment with speed and efficiency. Our dear friend Penguin intends to banish members in bulk, so when he says someone will be banned first he isn’t lying, or changing his mind. They’re simply going to be among the first wave of members sacrificed so Penguin can overthrow the evil Paul? and become King of Smacktalks.

[Steenalizer]

How come every time something convoluted needs explaining Morgan Freeman shows up?

[Penguin]

26 minutes ago, Steenalizer said:

How come every time something convoluted needs explaining Morgan Freeman shows up?

He gains a freckle.

 

[ahmedady]

can you add 'i love him but he's the worst penguin on the planet'. to the poll Bro.

Edited November 11, 2017 by ahmedady

[Penguin]

13 hours ago, ahmedady said:

can you add 'i love him but he's the worst penguin on the planet'. to the poll Bro.

All options presented are the only ones available.. Unless you want to pay $7.50 to take a spin in a loot Pingu box.. Where you can unlock the elusive hidden options!

[ahmedady]

17 hours ago, Penguin said:

All options presented are the only ones available.. Unless you want to pay $7.50 to take a spin in a loot Pingu box.. Where you can unlock the elusive hidden options!

so you make me choose the bad way, i threaten you now if my option don't be in the poll i will kill this handsome penguin.

 

[Penguin]

[RaVeN_1515]

No 10 because Penguin didn't tag me. 9 was acceptable because he's a bird.