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[Penguin]

Maybe they're in hibernation?

[HiPcavallo]

Well to be fair we have fuck all stock of anything (because the new retailers take over in a couple of days we haven't been able to order anything, as the old retailers don't want to be accountable for the cost). Sales all around have tanked, and the one box of condoms we have has damaged packaging and looks like shit, so you can kinda understand why people wouldn't want to buy it. Still, I'm choosing to believe everyone just stopped having sexual intercourse.

[HiPcavallo]

If someone could kill me before Friday it would be much appreciated, thanks.

[fufu ÷]

[HiPcavallo]

[HiPcavallo]

It seems as though I will no longer be replacing swear words with gifs. As such I will revert back to using words like fuck, shit, bitch, and whatever the fuck I want to say. I sincerly apologise to anyone who may be offended, or otherwise disappointed that my posts will no longer provide quality jerk off material.

[Steenalizer]

A little softcore porn never hurt anybody.  

[Penguin]

8 minutes ago, Bro-HiPcavallo said:

It seems as though I will no longer be replacing swear words with gifs. As such I will revert back to using words like fuck, shit, bitch, and whatever the fuck I want to say. I sincerly apologise to anyone who may be offended, or otherwise disappointed that my posts will no longer provide quality jerk off material.

[HiPcavallo]

Honestly if anything Smacktalks needs more pornography. As it is I felt like I should've been posting uncensored, explicit hardcore action. But apparently @Smacktalks doesn't want tits on his forum, bro  

[Penguin]

@Codes. is a tit, perhaps that's why @Smacktalks is anti tits?

[Steenalizer]

#MakeSoftcorePornGreatAgain

[HiPcavallo]

@Codes. is definitely anti tits, he wrote it in the site rules. @Smacktalks approved this ruling, therefore naturally one would have to presume he's either anti tits or asexual.

#ShowUsYourTits

[Penguin]

#IWillShowMyTits

Edit: #WTF? Did @Codes. censor my nudes?

[Steenalizer]

3 minutes ago, Penguin said:

Edit: #WTF? Did @Codes. censor my nudes?

[Penguin]

Oh Bliss, that even looks like @Codes. Though with better facial hair.

[HiPcavallo]

Guys, something tragic has happened. My phone crapped out on me and had to be restored, my last backup dated quite far and it looks as though I have lost all my gifs.

 

[Penguin]

[HiPcavallo]

Sorry guys, apparently I made a comment that was offensive to pedophiles last night. Sorry for making the site look bad, I can assure you all that it was not my intention to make pedophiles feel unwelcome here at Smacktalks.

[Penguin]

At least you apologised. <3

[HiPcavallo]

What the fuck happened to Heidi Turner? As much as I love the idea of a female Cartman, I already miss sweet innocent Heidi. I was actually looking forward to the Special ED science fair, Nathan’s volcano was pretty sweet  

[Penguin]

Still haven't watched much of this season.. But if what you say is true, then it sounds depressing.

[HiPcavallo]

Don’t get me wrong, it was hilarious. But yea, it really is a sad turn of events for her character. Too bad Kyle had to be a “dirty Jew” ;_;

[Penguin]

Kyle probably wishes he was a Meheecan.

[HiPcavallo]

I like how they completely ignored the fact Cartman wasn’t invited to Clyde’s birthday party.

[Penguin]

What's a "Clyde"?