Penguin Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Maybe they're in hibernation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 Well to be fair we have fuck all stock of anything (because the new retailers take over in a couple of days we haven't been able to order anything, as the old retailers don't want to be accountable for the cost). Sales all around have tanked, and the one box of condoms we have has damaged packaging and looks like shit, so you can kinda understand why people wouldn't want to buy it. Still, I'm choosing to believe everyone just stopped having sexual intercourse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 If someone could kill me before Friday it would be much appreciated, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fufu ÷ Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted October 31, 2017 Author Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 It seems as though I will no longer be replacing swear words with gifs. As such I will revert back to using words like fuck, shit, bitch, and whatever the fuck I want to say. I sincerly apologise to anyone who may be offended, or otherwise disappointed that my posts will no longer provide quality jerk off material. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steenalizer Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 A little softcore porn never hurt anybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bro-HiPcavallo said: It seems as though I will no longer be replacing swear words with gifs. As such I will revert back to using words like fuck, shit, bitch, and whatever the fuck I want to say. I sincerly apologise to anyone who may be offended, or otherwise disappointed that my posts will no longer provide quality jerk off material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 Honestly if anything Smacktalks needs more pornography. As it is I felt like I should've been posting uncensored, explicit hardcore action. But apparently @Smacktalks doesn't want tits on his forum, bro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 @Codes. is a tit, perhaps that's why @Smacktalks is anti tits? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steenalizer Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 #MakeSoftcorePornGreatAgain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 @Codes. is definitely anti tits, he wrote it in the site rules. @Smacktalks approved this ruling, therefore naturally one would have to presume he's either anti tits or asexual. #ShowUsYourTits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 #IWillShowMyTits Edit: #WTF? Did @Codes. censor my nudes? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steenalizer Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Penguin said: Edit: #WTF? Did @Codes. censor my nudes? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Oh Bliss, that even looks like @Codes. Though with better facial hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 Guys, something tragic has happened. My phone crapped out on me and had to be restored, my last backup dated quite far and it looks as though I have lost all my gifs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 Sorry guys, apparently I made a comment that was offensive to pedophiles last night. Sorry for making the site look bad, I can assure you all that it was not my intention to make pedophiles feel unwelcome here at Smacktalks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 At least you apologised. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 What the fuck happened to Heidi Turner? As much as I love the idea of a female Cartman, I already miss sweet innocent Heidi. I was actually looking forward to the Special ED science fair, Nathan’s volcano was pretty sweet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Still haven't watched much of this season.. But if what you say is true, then it sounds depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 Don’t get me wrong, it was hilarious. But yea, it really is a sad turn of events for her character. Too bad Kyle had to be a “dirty Jew” ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Kyle probably wishes he was a Meheecan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 I like how they completely ignored the fact Cartman wasn’t invited to Clyde’s birthday party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 What's a "Clyde"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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