The Kingdom Of PC Bliss has officially formed partnership with Whole Foods

[HiPcavallo]

Being the progressive PC Kingdom we are, Queen Alexa knew when we became PC that we had to do something to solidify our PC status, as well as make sure it makes the Kingdom a better place, bro. Well as you all know, it's winter and food is scarce in our new homeland of Westeros, and that was a crisis we just had to do something about it. I do believe we found the perfect solution to our problem, bro.

Introducing to you, the very first Whole Foods in Westeros. You can find it in Kings Landing, where the Great Sept of Baelor used to be located. It first opens for Business, tomorrow, at 9.36pm (pc-Penguin's time). The Kingdom Of PC Bliss has officially signed a partnership deal with Whole Foods, to bring the franchise to Westeros! We have two more stores planned to be built in Kings Landing, as well as new stores in Winterfell, Dorne, Highgarden, Castelly Rock, the Riverlands, and the Iron Islands all to be open for business by the end of October, bro. Other Whole Foods stores will open up, based on need and demand. We intend to have at least one Whole Foods store open in every major territory in the Kingdom by mid February at the latest, bro. I'd like to thank Queen Alexa, as well as Whole Foods CEO John Mackey for making this happen!

You'll also note our hero Caitlyn Jenner, who is a continual source of inspiration, for her courage and bravery, bro. Can actually be seen driving in that photograph of the new Great Whole Foods of Baelor. When Caitlyn Jenner joined us in the Kingdom it just wasn't right confining her to a horse and wagon, so we imported a car for her... and then we imported cars for the rest of us, because we can't be fucked walking everywhere, bro. We will be establishing a car dealership in Westeros sometime soon, however the distribution of motor vehicles has been delayed as we can't decide on driving laws that don't in some way seem offensive (like not letting blind people drive. It seems sensible, but how could we discriminate against blind people like that, bro).