A Royal question...

[Gift Of Jericho]

Dear the loyal subjects

It is obvious that Alexa Bliss is our beloved Queen (I can't even write "queen", it has to be "Queen" !!!), but does that make Sir Buddy Murphy our King ? Do we have to worship that guy ? I don't even know where the fuck he is at the moment !!!

If we have to make him our King, I suggest we assign a team to find him and bring him back to the kingdom.

[HiPcavallo]

Buddy Murphy is basically a walking sex toy. He exists solely for the queen's pleasure. Our Queen is an independent woman who doesn't need no man (except for sex, she isn't going to just fuck herself you know!). Worshipping Sir Buddy Murphy is optional, may not be a bad idea though if you need him to pleasure you as well.

But yes I agree, we definitely need to send a search team after him. We've been getting Aero's Ma to fill the void in the interim, but the Queen is getting very impatient waiting for Sir Buddy Murphy's return to the Kingdom. If anyone is able to locate him then they'll be rewarded handsomely for their efforts!

[Gift Of Jericho]

The last time I heard about him, he wore a facepaint !!!

Not sure how he looks like now. Our assigned team might be confused and bring Wesley Blake back !!!

[HiPcavallo]

The last time I heard about him BAMF were breaking up. Is he even still on the roster?

To be fair is there really any major difference between Blake and Murphy? I'm not sure the Queen would even notice if we brought the wrong one back! I know I certainly wouldn't.

[Gift Of Jericho]

One of them has a back tattoo. Not sure which one though... Maybe it's Blake.

[HiPcavallo]

To be honest I really have no idea what either of them looks like. It was always hard to notice them since they were always with the Queen.

[Steenalizer]

Beardy is the King you stupid idiot.