The war is over, victory is ours! [Warning spoilers!]

[Steenalizer]

I'm like Terry Funk, you'll never retire me.

[Mizalike]

5 hours ago, Steenalizer said:

Y'know, I could get you booted from the KoB if I really wanted to...

Since you just made me Queenalizer again.  

If you stop getting jealous and admit defeat I might give you your head back. Maybe 

4 hours ago, Steenalizer said:

I'm like Terry Funk, you'll never retire me.

I think that blissalike says thats debatable.

 

[Steenalizer]

You have no authority over me Pissalike. Now bend the knee or you'll get a knee to the face.

[Mizalike]

28 minutes ago, Steenalizer said:

You have no authority over me Pissalike. Now bend the knee or you'll get a knee to the face.

I'm king of the north damn it show me some damn respect or you won't have your head back, that's your king blissalike talking.

[Steenalizer]

You're not a King, you're a pawn who was brought in with the sole intention of replacing me. You've done nothing for the KoB in the entire time you've been a member. You should be embarassed that not only did I double the KoB's membership, but I did so as an outsider! Now bend the knee waterboy!

[Mizalike]

22 minutes ago, Steenalizer said:

You're not a King, you're a pawn who was brought in with the sole intention of replacing me. You've done nothing for the KoB in the entire time you've been a member. You should be embarassed that not only did I double the KoB's membership, but I did so as an outsider! Now bend the knee waterboy!

That's bs and you know it your just angry cause I betrayed you and the Canadian embassy failed I felt sorry for you had jai poor steenalizer how did you help the kingdom of bliss, other wise you would be higher in the food chain and then named king of the north but instead your just man who has no head. 

Edited August 17, 2017 by Mizalike

[Steenalizer]

I created the Kingdom of Bliss, waterboy. I've done more for it than anyone else.

[Mizalike]

2 hours ago, Steenalizer said:

I created the Kingdom of Bliss, waterboy. I've done more for it than anyone else.

Explain mate like what all I've seen is that you made a club called the Canadian embassy and that failed and now your jealous of my role in the kingdom of bliss. 

[Steenalizer]

The Canadian Embassy used to be the Kingdom of Bliss until I changed it. 

Oh, and most of the topics in this club were initially created by me, Penguin just dug them up and HiP split them into new topics. ✌️

[Mizalike]

7 minutes ago, Steenalizer said:

The Canadian Embassy used to be the Kingdom of Bliss until I changed it. 

Oh, and most of the topics in this club were initially created by me, Penguin just dug them up and HiP split them into new topics. ✌️

Ah I see to be honest general chat has been dead for some time. This club thing is way more entertaining.

[Steenalizer]

You're welcome by the way.

[HiPcavallo]

7 hours ago, Steenalizer said:

I created the Kingdom of Bliss, waterboy. I've done more for it than anyone else.

You created the original club, but the creation of the Kingdom was really more of a team effort. But really, if anyone deserves credit for the creation of the Kingdom, then it's Queen Alexa. We wouldn't have a Kingdom if she wasn't there to be the subject of it.

And sorry, but last I checked you had no involvement in the Kingdom conquering Westeros. Do you have any idea how much wealth, power, and influence that just netted the Kingdom? Just think of all the gold and Game of Thrones memorabilia we looted on our way to King's Landing, and the sheer value of all the property we attained. Can you imagine how much Blissalike would get if he sold Ned Starks bones on eBay? I haven't even been to Dorne yet and I'm already collecting a very nice profit from it (especially since Jeff boosted the economy). On top of that Queen Alexa is getting paid just over 2 million per episode, the rest of us sitting comfortably between 1.2 - 1.4 million. That's not even counting royalties or our merchandise deals. Not to mention the land itself is the perfect home base for the Kingdom of Bliss. And with Game of Thrones being the biggest hit show on the planet, it goes without saying that when this season airs the Kingdom of Bliss will gain considerable influence, and ultimately the power to become the face of modern day pop culture. I know you got us the film, and played a big role in securing the Breaking Bad deal, but with what AMC pays we might as well be doing Breaking Bad for free. The film deal might've given us more up front than what HBO offered us, but with the level of exposure and popularity Game of Thrones has we stand to make a lot more from royalties and merchandising. If anything the film is only going to become a bigger success now because of Game of Thrones, and we're only comparing it to the deal we have with HBO here. I think it goes without saying that this is the single greatest thing to ever happen for the Kingdom of Bliss, and the single greatest victory of Queen Alexa's reign! And it was all me, Penguin, and Blissalike!

If it makes you feel any better, we're only halfway through filming at the moment. All the major positions of power are obviously filled already. But who knows, play your cards right and we might be able to get you on the show to come reclaim your head. Might even give you a castle.

Edited August 18, 2017 by HiPcavallo

[Steenalizer]

She made more money from the Steen movie quadrilogy and the new season of Breaking Bad! Both of which were directed by me! 

[HiPcavallo]

How would you know? You weren't here, you saw none of the income gained from Westeros, and you no longer have access to the royal accounts. Your film deal didn't even equate to an eighth of the value of Dorne! And Queen Alexa just gave that to me as if it was some kind of trophy. @Penguin has gone over all the royal accounting, he can confirm as much. And quite frankly comparing the value of a film deal to an entire Kingdom, filled with prime real estate is laughable at best. Hell Breaking Bad couldn't even cover Queen Alexa's expenses! It was a great project, but AMC are never going to pay anyone top dollar for anything (which is very well documented).

Must say, you'll never get your head back with this kind of mentality!

[Steenalizer]

I've just contacted Penguin's bank. They said that the Kingdom of Bliss doesn't have any money left in their account. But they do have a seemingly endless supply of fish. 

Did you guys seriously let yourselves be paid in fish...?

[Penguin]

If you make the currency fishy scales then yeah, it's a good currency. What's next, you gonna complain about bottle caps!?!

[Steenalizer]

So they're worth nothing! You guys don't even have any gold! You could have all the fish scales in the world but it wouldn't matter if there's no gold to back it up!

[HiPcavallo]

22 minutes ago, Steenalizer said:

I've just contacted Penguin's bank. They said that the Kingdom of Bliss doesn't have any money left in their account. But they do have a seemingly endless supply of fish. 

Did you guys seriously let yourselves be paid in fish...?

Penguin's bank is only housing some of the royal funds, myself, Blissalike and Queen Alexa also have significant holdings, but as master of coin Jericurl now controls the bulk of the royal funds.

But you do realise we now have 8 Kingdoms to feed right? And winter is here so food in Westeros is scarce. Do you have any idea what the going rate is for fish right now? It's more valuable than gold right now, obviously a bloody good investment on our part.

[Penguin]

My Lord knows what's up, I am best bird.

[Steenalizer]

If nobody has any money to buy the fish then what use is it?! It's not as if Kingdom of Bliss does charity!

[Penguin]

There's a thing called interest, look it up!

[Steenalizer]

You can't get interest if there's no money in the first place you fool!

[HiPcavallo]

18 minutes ago, Steenalizer said:

If nobody has any money to buy the fish then what use is it?! It's not as if Kingdom of Bliss does charity!

It's already been well established that Jeff saved the economy. You have way too much catching up to do!

[Steenalizer]

He saved it and then Penguin fucked it up again. But that's just me being polticial...

[HiPcavallo]

Actually the economy is steadily rising, and many of us are starting to see big returns on our investments. You clearly haven't read the scripts, I bet you don't even know how many dragon eggs Queen Alexa has!