The war is over, victory is ours! [Warning spoilers!]

[HiPcavallo]

I know many of you are eager to hear news of the war, but to start with I'd just like to address the battle we've been facing at home here on Smacktalks. The Canadian Embassy has obviously failed to destroy us. The Kingdom of Bliss is alive and well, with the valued additions of some outstanding new members, and our very own Blissalike, I think it's fair to say the Kingdom is thriving and continuing to grow by the day. The Canadian Embassy no longer has any hold over us, and honestly we don't see what more we need to accomplish. I know some of you may be disappointed that their leader hasn't bent the knee and begged forgiveness for his crimes, but he has been dead for a number of days now and poses no threat to us. We successfully vanquished our foe, that's what counts.

Now for the story you've all been waiting for. As some of you may be aware the Kingdom of Bliss has been looking to expand, the past few days we set plans in motion to conquer additional Kingdoms in order to expand the Bliss Empire! I warn you now, spoilers ahead. If you don't want to spoil the ending to Game of Thrones we advise you stop reading now, though we suspect it's only a matter of time before word breaks out.

As many of you are aware the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros have been at war for a number of years now. For years we've watched would be Kings and Queens perish in their struggles to obtain or maintain their place upon the iron throne. The thought of who would eventually conquer the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros and take their rightful place upon the iron throne has been a hot topic for fans  of the hit HBO series, and books they were adapted from for a number of years now. And it's a subject many have been divided on. Well we have it on good authority that the war for control of the Seven Kingdoms is finally over, the result of which is a plot twist I don't think anyone saw coming!

It seemed as though war in Westeros had finally come to an end, all threats to the Seven Kingdoms had been eliminated, and the Iron Throne was no longer under contention. But after years of war the Kingdom had been absolutely ravaged, left vulnerable to attack. In events set to take place in the ninth and final season of HBO's hit series Game of Thrones, The Seven Kingdoms of Westeros was caught in an unexpected war against an unfamiliar foe they were powerless against. The Kingdom of Bliss invaded the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, and quickly steamrolled their way through what few remaining forces the Kingdom had left. Queen Alexa rode into battle on her loyal Pegasus Rainbow Dash and quickly slayed dragons, obliterated white walkers, and quickly earned the love and devotion of Westerosi everywhere as soldiers quickly surrendered and bent the knee! By the time our Queen reached Kings Landing the throne had already been abandoned, just left waiting for Alexa Bliss to take it and add the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros to her own Kingdom of Bliss! I'm glad to say, Westeros is finally at peace.

As for her loyal subjects.

@King Beardy's fate has been left unknown ever since the festival of friendship. But it's widely believed that if he survived then he will resume his role as King.

@Penguin is naturally heir to the throne given his status as president princess.

Lord @HiPcavallo is continuing to serve Queen Alexa as Lord of The Kingdom of Bliss and Hand of the Queen. House Cavallo was also awarded The Kingdom of Dorne.

Blissalike @Mizalike was awarded the Castle Winterfell, and named Warden of the North.

@DrJoeyMagnumRyan was named Grand Maester, he was also granted the castle of Harrenhall, and given control of a number of brothels in Kings Landing.

@Gift Of Jericho was named master of secrets, and the Riverlands were awarded to his house.

@Jai being an independent spirit wasn't interested in politics, and instead focused on building his own import/export business which became a huge success and did wonders for the economy. The iron islands were awarded to his house. His opinion also became a member of the Queensgaurd.

@WallsOfJericurl was named master of coin, and Highgarden was awarded to his house. It's worth noting as the royal stylist he invested wisely and gave the Seven Kingdoms a makeover. Thanks to his efforts, Westeros is now a far more Blissful place!

@Nate was named Lord Commander of the Queensgaurd, and Castelly Rock was awarded to his house.

@Tornado_X was named master of ships, and the Vale was awarded to his house.

@ahmedady was sent to the wall.

The Kingdom of Bliss thanks all of you for your service, and greatly appreciates your ongoing support for Queen Alexa. This is a new chapter for The Kingdom, we are looking to expand further and hereby put other Kingdom's on notice. No one stands a chance against the Kingdom of Bliss, either bend the knee and join us, or oppose us and die!

Source's. Dave Meltzer, Lord Varys, and his little birds.

Credit goes to @Penguin for the outstanding photograph of Queen Alexa sitting on her throne.

[Gift Of Jericho]

All hail the Queen.

[ahmedady]

why da hell i sent to the wall , and what's the wall ! 

[DrJoeyMagnum]

I'm the king in the north 

[Penguin]

5 hours ago, ahmedady said:

why da hell i sent to the wall , and what's the wall ! 

It's THE wall, and you can't leave whatsoever unless you want to be executed. Depending on the timeline you're either going to be really bored, or really dead. I hope for the former for your sake.

I am glad to have served my Queen to victory, even if it weren't that big of a threat. I will gladly continue my duties as President Princess onwards.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Lads be careful on youtube episode 6 of GOT was leaked and scenes are appearing with major spoilers in the title

[Penguin]

Crapbaskets, If I have to avoid the internets for a few days I will.

[HiPcavallo]

6 hours ago, ahmedady said:

why da hell i sent to the wall , and what's the wall ! 

The wall is basically a giant wall of ice designed to keep supernatural threats out of the Seven Kingdoms. Those sent there are stripped of all rights and possessions they once had, and first to serve out the rest of their days at the wall.

We decided it was best to send you there as you have been openly critical of Queen Alexa in the past, and some of us were concerned you may be facing execution. You're welcome.

At the very least there's always a chance you could become Lord Commander of the Knights Watch, I believe there's a vacancy for the position right now.

2 hours ago, DrJoeyMagnumRyan said:

I'm the king in the north 

Sorry Joey, we really felt that the north belonged to Blissalike. He's just done so much for us the past few days, and considering this was largely his idea it only seemed right to give him the North.

Edited August 16, 2017 by HiPcavallo

[DrJoeyMagnum]

I've actually just watched the whole episode.......

 

[Steenalizer]

So when do I get my head back? Asking for a friend.

[Penguin]

You gotta earn it, if you do well you could be Robert Strong Fat.

[ahmedady]

Just now, Steenalizer said:

So when do I get my head back? Asking for a friend.

don't talk you a a traitor and lier

12 minutes ago, HiPcavallo said:

The wall is basically a giant wall of ice designed to keep supernatural threats out of the Seven Kingdoms. Those sent there are stripped of all rights and possessions they once had, and first to serve out the rest of their days at the wall.

We decided it was best to send you there as you have been openly critical of Queen Alexa in the past, and some of us were concerned you may be facing execution. You're welcome.

At the very least there's always a chance you could become Lord Commander of the Knights Watch, I believe there's a vacancy for the position right now.

Sorry Joey, we really felt that the north belonged to Blissalike. He's just done so much for us the past few days, and considering this was largely his idea it only seemed right to give him the North.

No I wanna to be the king of the kingdom 

[Steenalizer]

My heel turn caused this club to double in membership! If anything I should be getting rewarded!

1 minute ago, ahmedady said:

don't talk you a a traitor and lier

I'm still loyal to the Canadian Embassy, but I created the KoB.  

[HiPcavallo]

@ahmedady Steenalizer has bent the knee and begged forgiveness, as promised he is being welcomed back into the Kingdom! Seems funny you're against him now though, I seem to recall you being his most vocal supporter. One of many reasons you were sent to the wall!

You will never be King, if there was ever a chance you could become royalty, you surrendered it when you went to the wall.

@Steenalizer since ahmedady no longer has any use for them you may claim any possessions and/or property ahmedady left behind. You'll get your head back once you've earned it!

[Steenalizer]

Y'know, you're guilty of breaking the rules too. 

5. Thou shalt not attempt mutiny against the Queen!

You made me one of the Queens, and then mutinied against me for muntinying against another Queen! As payment for the damages caused, I demand my head back at once!

[HiPcavallo]

You declared that none of us were royalty anymore, and abandoned the Queenalizer role as well as the Kingdom! You lost your status so the rule no longer applied to you by that stage.

If anything I think you owe me and Penguin damages, so you have any idea how much time we spent cleaning up your shit!

[Steenalizer]

I declared that none of you were royalty, the rules still apply to me.

Exactly, it was my shit. Get your own shit! 

[Penguin]

As President Princess I'm pretty sure I'm royalty!

[HiPcavallo]

Queen Alexa disagreed with that, we followed her lead on this one.

How about we let you have your eyes and tongue back for the time being and let you earn the rest back later?

Edited August 16, 2017 by HiPcavallo

[Mizalike]

I'm warden of the north this great but role do I play. I you don't mind me asking, it's been a pleasure helping the kingdom of bliss, with my loyalty I made this club stronger. 

 

Edited August 16, 2017 by Mizalike

[HiPcavallo]

Well, basically Blissalike. Long ago  the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros used to be divided into two realms, the north and the south. The North controlled a much larger teritory, but as it's mostly a winter wonderland it's living conditions are much harsher. The south on the other hand controlled the bulk of Westeros' population, as well as its wealth. When the King of the North pledged fealty to the King of the south he was named Warden of the North so he could continue to rule the northern realm on the Kings behalf. That's your job now, the Northern realm is yours now! You will rule the North on behalf of the Queen. Provided you obey any of the Queen's orders, don't act outside the Queen's interests, and respect the territory's owned by other houses (like the Vale for example, which is owned by House Tornado_X). Then you're pretty much free to do anything you want with it! Congratulations Blissalike Mizalike!

We here at the Kingdom of Bliss greatly appreciate the level of commitment, hard work, and dedication of its members. Mizalike has exemplified all of these traits, and his loyalty has second to none. Ever since he ascended to the role of Blissalike he has proved himself an invaluable asset to the Kingdom of Bliss, and it's fair to say we (possibly) couldn't have conquered Westeros without him! He's undoubetedly made the Kingdom a much stronger place!

On behalf of all of us, I'd just like to say. Thank you, Blissalike Mizalike. It is an honour and privilege to be working alongside you!

@ahmedady you would do well to learn from the Blissalike. If you're lucky there just might be a chance we could kill and resurrect you, or give you a royal pardon to free you from The Wall.. Whatever's easier, you'll have to work for it though.

Edited August 17, 2017 by HiPcavallo

[Steenalizer]

Kingdom of Bliss?

More like You're Taking the Piss!

[Mizalike]

3 hours ago, Steenalizer said:

Kingdom of Bliss?

More like You're Taking the Piss!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't get jealous queenalizer just cause the Canadian embassy failed now bow to the king of north. 

[Steenalizer]

Y'know, I could get you booted from the KoB if I really wanted to...

Since you just made me Queenalizer again.  

[HiPcavallo]

But it's already been established that the Blissalike role is higher up the food chain than the Queenalizer role.

Besides which we all came to an understanding that the Queenalizer role is retired for good. Myself, Penguin, Blissalike, and Queen Alexa all agreed. You'll need a majority vote to reverse that decision.

Edited August 17, 2017 by HiPcavallo