Introducing the new and improved Queenalizer!

[HiPcavallo]

As you all may be aware the Kingdom of Bliss has been looking to fill the vacant Queenalizer position. I know some of you may have been concerned about the transition, so myself and Penguin have closely vetted a number of candidates to find the best man for the job.

We here at the Kingdom of Bliss are pleased to announce that we have found, the perfect candidate for the role. This is a man that always proves entertaining, one way or another. He's a man that understands and respects loyalty, and has pledged his life to our Queen! This is a man of honour, integrity! He's everything the previous Queenalizer wasn't, and more! Funnier, wittier, more entertaining, and obviously by choosing the right side he's obviously smarter as well!

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome to you, the new and improved Queenalizer!

@Mizalike

May he be the greatest Queenalizer of all time!

Long live Queenalizer Mizalike!

[Mizalike]

Queenalizer

[Penguin]

You will like it here, Queenalizer. We got puppies and cotton candy... And piglets.

[Mizalike]

2 minutes ago, Penguin said:

You will like it here, Queenalizer. We got puppies and cotton candy... And piglets.

And a van 

[Penguin]

...We got vans too.. Mainly for the Ice cream.

[Mizalike]

And nia jax as a body guard in case queenalizer gets outta hand.

[Penguin]

But you ARE the Queenal.. Oh, I see.. You dirty boy! I didn't realize you liked Snoo snoo.

[Mizalike]

Nah hipcavallo opened my eyes kingdom of bliss has two mods and the Canadian embassy has no mods but I finally turnt heel, plus kingdom of bliss needs me.

Edited August 14, 2017 by Mizalike

[Mizalike]

5 hours ago, HiPcavallo said:

As you all may be aware the Kingdom of Bliss has been looking to fill the vacant Queenalizer position. I know some of you may have been concerned about the transition, so myself and Penguin have closely vetted a number of candidates to find the best man for the job.

We here at the Kingdom of Bliss are pleased to announce that we have found, the perfect candidate for the role. This is a man that always proves entertaining, one way or another. He's a man that understands and respects loyalty, and has pledged his life to our Queen! This is a man of honour, integrity! He's everything the previous Queenalizer wasn't, and more! Funnier, wittier, more entertaining, and obviously by choosing the right side he's obviously smarter as well!

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome to you, the new and improved Queenalizer!

@Mizalike

May he be the greatest Queenalizer of all time!

Long live Queenalizer Mizalike!

I must admit I feel cleansed. No long should I be a queenalizer.

[HiPcavallo]

You want to retire the role and replace it with Blissalike?

[Mizalike]

4 hours ago, HiPcavallo said:

You want to retire the role and replace it with Blissalike?

🤣🤣🤣 I would love to 

[Penguin]

9 hours ago, Mizalike said:

Nah hipcavallo opened my eyes kingdom of bliss has two mods and the Canadian embassy has no mods but I finally turnt heel, plus kingdom of bliss needs me.

What do you mean "Turnt heel"? We're the faces in this situation! We're just a simple Kingdom that's being assaulted by foreign invaders. But nevertheless, I accept you as our new Blissalike!

[HiPcavallo]

The original Queenalizer was a heel, so Mizalike turned heel to help ease the transition. Obviously a face turn is imminent!

I hereby officially retire the Queenalizer role, and promote Mizalike to the virtually identical, albeit far superior role of Blissalike!

Long live Blissalike Mizalike!

Edited August 15, 2017 by HiPcavallo

[Mizalike]

Maybe a face turn is coming.

[Penguin]

It better be, Blissalike. The rainbow is beautiful on this side.

[Mizalike]

blissalike has seen the rainbow man it's beautiful, penguin your a clever bird.

[HiPcavallo]

Rainbow's are glorious things Blissalike! I'm like 99% sure the Rainbow on my face is the only reason I ever get laid.

[Mizalike]

8 hours ago, HiPcavallo said:

Rainbow's are glorious things Blissalike! I'm like 99% sure the Rainbow on my face is the only reason I ever get laid.

You should get laid your a zebra you must get all that zebra poontang.

Edited August 15, 2017 by Mizalike

[HiPcavallo]

To be honest with you I haven't actually had sex with many zebras. I predominantly fuck humans. Women mostly, but I also enjoy the company of men. I've also had sex with a stallion, some beavers, a few ponies, a Penguin, and it's possible I may have even fucked a fatman to death! As you can see, I have very diverse tastes.