So I had a serious discussion with my girlfriend regarding Alexa Bliss!

[HiPcavallo]

As Lady Cavallo has left the Kingdom Of (whatever the fuck we’re called today) Bliss, and we are no longer together, I felt I should remove this post. Sadly she never cosplayed as our Queen  

Edited November 23, 2017 by Bro-HiPcavallo
LolDumped #GuessICanSayGoodbyeToSemiRegularSex

[DrJoeyMagnum]

First question is how does a Zebra use a phone?

[Penguin]

All my life I wanted to be Blake, you have fulfilled a Penguin's dream. <3 But how can she not know who Alexa Bliss is?! That's like not knowing Batman is Bruce Wayne! That's a travesty for Lady Cavallo. But I respect my Lord's lady.

[HiPcavallo]

@DrJoeyMagnumRyan I've been given the opportunity to turn my girlfriend into Alexa Bliss, and all you want to know is how I use my phone?...

Well it really is quite simple. You see I've learned how to control it with my mind (or the Rainbow on my face, one of the two). As a back up I also have this phone dock controlled by a series of strings and levers, designed to enable horses and zebras to type more efficiently. I have also been know to lick the screen, or have an underling type on my behalf if I'm to shitfaced to use either of those options.

@Penguin unfortunately despite my best efforts Lady Cavallo isn't a wrestling fan. But it's not that she doesn't know who Alexa Bliss is, just that she isn't particularly familiar with Alexa's character. She certainly knows the queen a lot better than she made out here though! She's known of Alexa Bliss pretty much the whole time we've known each other (she was well aware of my harassing mrelectriccity to turn Alexa Bliss into Rainbow Dash, something she has been very supportive of, for the most part. Even got me that Rainbow Dash plush doll), she's seen virtually all my Alexa Bliss gifs, she saw most of the posts that made Beardy a King, she's seen the Queen's official merchandise (originally I was going to buy her an Alexa Bliss shirt instead of myself, so I needed to know which one she likes best), obviously she's familiar with some of the Queen's moveset, and I explained Queen Alexa's ascension to the throne to her at rather great length roughly a week ago. She just likes to feign ignorance to wind me up!

[DrJoeyMagnum]

I don't want to know about your sick sexual fantasies 

[HiPcavallo]

But you're a doctor! You should be the leading expert on my sick sexual fantasies!

[Penguin]

Why, I didn't know our Lady was so crafty to know how to wind you up, but I hope she knows that this is a serious matter and that people may die. This is kinda like Game of Thrones, only much lamer cooler cause we're on an online wrestling video game creation forum! #BlissIsBest

Joey, either care for his sick sexual fantasies or hand in your PhD.

[HiPcavallo]

Yes, Our Lady is very crafty like that. She knows how to wind me up pretty well, she's even been known to work me into a shoot on a number of occasions.

Don't worry Lady Cavallo completely understands how serious this is, and is well aware of the consequences for treason. She's aware of what happened to Steenalizer (actually had a few ideas for how we could deal with him, but they were just too evil), and I can safely say she fully supports the Kingdom! #BlissIsBest #TurnLadyCavalloIntoAlexaBliss #TurnLadyCavalloIntoAlexaBlissTurningIntoRainbowDash

Yea Joey, I think you're pretty much obligated to treat my sick sexual fantasies! By the way what does the PhD stand for?

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Pretty heavily Depressed

[HiPcavallo]

Good thing you joined the Kingdom then, you obviously need more Bliss in your life!

[DrJoeyMagnum]

tell your woman I said hello (I want to see a screenshot)

[Penguin]

Ooh, if we're asking our fair lady questions can you ask if she likes Penguins? Especially fluffy ones that can type at an 8th grade level?

[HiPcavallo]

Looks like you're in Penguin, I didn't even have to suggest it myself!

@Jai looks like you're my psychiatrist now, apparently I an seriously fucked in the head. Please fix me?

[Penguin]

Why, I didn't think our Lady was so welcoming! I know nothing about the topic (as I'm a bird) but I'll do the necessary research for our Lady. <3

[HiPcavallo]

Sorry, what topic is that?

[Penguin]

The topic of sex therapy! Not a literal forum topic!

[HiPcavallo]

Ah, in that case you should consult with @DrJoeyMagnumRyan, as the royal sex doctor he should be able to tell you everything you need to know!

[Penguin]

Joey pls, teach me about the sex.