New Alexa Bliss movie 99% confirmed!

[Beardy]

Sadly Steenalizer died before he could finish his role, but I have it on good authority he'll be replaced by Jericurl.

[HiPcavallo]

Outstanding film, 10/10 would recommend to a friend. Seriously though, I had a lot of fun working on that film and I really appreciate the hard work and dedication everyone put into it. I'm looking forward to all of us getting our Academy Awards next year!

[Penguin]

I feel like we should ALL get an Oscar for our performances, though Beardy should get best Actor.

[HiPcavallo]

I agree. Although I think it's a slam dunk, me, you and Rainbow Dash are pretty safe bets. There really isn't any competition in the Zebra, Penguin, and Pegasus categories. Obviously Queen Alexa will win best lead actress, King Beardy will win best lead actor, and Steenalizer might win outstanding supporting actor.

[Penguin]

Fair enough, though who gets best makeup?

[HiPcavallo]

Queen Alexa obviously.

[Penguin]

Smart choice, her makeup game is always on point.

[Beardy]

Isn't it though?

If I recall, this was what she rocked in the movie.

[Steenalizer]

My favourite scene had to be the parts without Alexa. So I guess I liked the whole thing!

Edited August 12, 2017 by Steenalizer

[Penguin]

That scene was a cinematic masterpiece, everything was done superbly and brilliant "acting" by me.

[HiPcavallo]

I think it goes without saying that my favourite scenes were when Alexa Bliss turned into Rainbow Dash, and the scene where Rainbow Dash turned into Alexa Bliss. I think those two were those rare kind of scenes that define a generation of filmmaking, and help pave the way for a whole new genre of films. Goes without saying that one of those two scenes will win the award for special effects.

[Steenalizer]

I hear Meltzer rated your shitty film -10 stars out of 5. A first in movie history!

Edited August 13, 2017 by Steenalizer

[HiPcavallo]

I heard Meltzer even recommended our film to a friend. I do believe we've just set the new standard for filmmaking.

[HiPcavallo]

Unfortunately there's going to be a delay with the film. We're in the process of filming new scenes to replace Steenalizer with Jericurl. Initial test screenings have actually been far more positive!

Edited August 13, 2017 by HiPcavallo