Penguin's role in the Bliss Empire!

[Beardy]

PS: Poll ended! He is now the Penguin Princess!

[HiPcavallo]

I'm looking forward to having Penguin as a pet!

[Steenalizer]

Or as United States President. All we would need to do is find a blonde wig and people would think he was Trump!

[Penguin]

I shall be bigly President.

[Steenalizer]

I would offer you some covfefe but your tiny flippers aren't bigly enough to hold the cup!

[Penguin]

You could give me some golfing tips and a pussy to grab, at least!

#Pingu4President

[Steenalizer]

How about I ask your father to give you a small loan of a million dollars?

[Penguin]

He gives it and you don't ask any questions.

[Steenalizer]

I'll ask ask many questions as I want or so help me KO!

Edited August 12, 2017 by Steenalizer

[Penguin]

You can ask, but I can simply not answer. I got my altars to the Goddes so she can't play favourites!

[Steenalizer]

The Steen has spoken, birdbrain!

Edited August 12, 2017 by Steenalizer

[Penguin]

She has indeed.

[Steenalizer]

Whoops, an accident.

[Penguin]

Was it?

[Penguin]

Am I president yet?

[Beardy]

VOTE DAMMIT! 

 

[Steenalizer]

Looks like Penguin is officially fired. Say goodbye to the White House!

Edited August 12, 2017 by Steenalizer

[Beardy]

[HiPcavallo]

[Penguin]

Wow, another Presidency with rigged polls. REAL ORIGINAL!

But you underestimate my Presidential powers.

[Steenalizer]

Hacker! If I ever become a mod I'm banning you first! 

[Penguin]

I didn't hack, fake news.

[Steenalizer]

That's exactly what someone who hacked would say!

[Penguin]

Nope, stop spreading lies.. You sound like a Joey supporter.

[HiPcavallo]

Penguin isn't a hacker, he's an editer. I can't believe this sort of gross mischaracterization is considered journalism these days!