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I'm willing to offer you a full week with Aero's Ma, two goats, Jeff's shoes, and a loaf of bread.

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Sorry, ma isn't interested in members who've been suspended by Joey. He's Irish and probably had a good reason for doing so, so if Joey doesn't like him, ma doesn't want his business. There's a field of alpacas round the corner from us is the best I can offer as a substitute :/

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20 minutes ago, HiPcavallo said:

I'm willing to offer you a full week with Aero's Ma, two goats, Jeff's shoes, and a loaf of bread.

Why would you offer me an old lady who has aids? This is what I get for offering you my premium account?

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I'll trade the week with Aero's Ma for 13 additional goats, 6 alpacas, 4 lambs, and Jeff's socks.

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A free band tattoo can definitely be arranged, I believe we have a deal then! Payment will be made as soon as I gain access to your account.

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If I get Joey's account and you get Auday's then we can pretend to argue with each other over nothing and cause pointless drama!

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YES! That definitely has to happen! Although sadly I'm not liking your chances of getting Joey's account.. He said I could have it if I could guess his password and then just got all shitty at me when I tried to guess :( 

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You kept locking me out of my account!

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That was a consequence of guessing! Besides most times I didn't intend on locking you out of your account, I just got carried away and didn't properly keep track of how many guesses I was making!

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you can't count to three?

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He's a zebra, what do you expect? He doesn't even know what counting is!

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Most of the time I didn't wait long enough between guesses. There were a couple of times I outright neglected to count, and one time I blatantly miscounted. To be fair though, I was pretty shitfaced when I legitimately failed to count to three.

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No hiding 

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6 minutes ago, Penguin said:

You get a new goat.

Was that directed at me?

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But I wanna, I didn't realize I was sitting on this page for 5 hours.. :(

Just now, HiPcavallo said:

Was that directed at me?

I was replying to Auday.. I didn't realize I had this stupid topic loading for 5 hours!

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Ah, probably for the best. I'm sure they make great pets, but it'd be such a nightmare trying to stop Auday from raping the damn thing.

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Hand in your badge and gun Penguin you're suspended 

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6 minutes ago, HiPcavallo said:

Ah, probably for the best. I'm sure they make great pets, but it'd be such a nightmare trying to stop Auday from raping the damn thing.

That's why he needs one!

5 minutes ago, DrJoeyMagnumRyan said:

Hand in your badge and gun Penguin you're suspended 

MAKE ME

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I'll tell everybody your dark secret 

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Penguin has no secrets! You leave him out of this old man!

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Penguin isn't actually a penguin!

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