ENHANCED FEMALE AROUSAL TECHNIQUES [NSFW VID...

[The Don]

To celebrate my resurrection I am now offering a 2 for 1 deal; Both Sunny AND Aero will tongue-punch your fartbox. All it costs is one like of this post. But wait, there's more! For an additional  $2.88 Joey will record the whole thing for you to relive the adventure over and over again at your leisure. 

Take advantage of this offer, and them, now before the offer expires. And by expires I mean some shitbird mod closes this topic. 

[fufu ÷]

If I were to buy this as a late birthday present to @Mizalike would you be able to provide gift wrapping? Or would that be extra?

[The Don]

Gift wrap isn't a must but is encouraged for the safety all involved. We here at Killumantit INC. are advocates of safety however we do not provide balloons, wrapping paper or bows. Duct tape is an entirely different subject however. 

[Penguin]

40 minutes ago, The Don said:

To celebrate my resurrection I am now offering a 2 for 1 deal; Both Sunny AND Aero will tongue-punch your fartbox. All it costs is one like of this post. But wait, there's more! For an additional  $2.88 Joey will record the whole thing for you to relive the adventure over and over again at your leisure. 

Take advantage of this offer, and them, now before the offer expires. And by expires I mean some shitbird mod closes this topic. 

As a bird and a mod (for some reason) I take offense to that! I better get a 50% discount on the deal.

[The Don]

You get a 50% discount on fufu ejaculating glitter up your nose. Take it or leave it, Carol.

[Penguin]

Deal.

[The Don]

You heard the bird fufu, DROP EM! I wanna see him sneeze glitter.

[fufu ÷]

I will be hitting the new "sexual harassment button" that the new pussy mod team installed in response to these comments

[Penguin]

3 hours ago, fufu ÷ said:

I will be hitting the new "sexual harassment button" that the new pussy mod team installed in response to these comments

#BlameCodesProbably

[pozzum]

So am I supposed to change General Chat to like Shitposting Chat?

Seems like a more accurate description.

[Penguin]

There's been shit quality posts in here since before you were even a member!

[HiPcavallo]

1 hour ago, Penguin said:

#BlameCodesProbably

Sounds about right.

1 hour ago, pozzum said:

So am I supposed to change General Chat to like Shitposting Chat?

Seems like a more accurate description.

Yes, please do.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

DADDY DON! you better be sticking around 

[The Don]

17 hours ago, pozzum said:

So am I supposed to change General Chat to like Shitposting Chat?

Seems like a more accurate description.

Killumantit INC. = Quality posting. I am offended by your implied insult and you will be hearing from my lawyer soon.

Joey, how much back child support do I owe the old battle axe now?

[fufu ÷]

the autism is strong with this one

[HiPcavallo]

I just noticed Aero liked The Don's post, does that mean he has to give himself a rimjob?

[Penguin]

I'd pay to see it.

[HiPcavallo]

Then just pay the $2.88 for Joey to record it, and then bribe Joey or Aero for a copy of the tape.

[Penguin]

But I'm too poor.

[fufu ÷]

we all know you rake in a healthy amount being a mod. It's not like anyone would be stupid enough to do that for free

[Penguin]

They actually kidnap you and force you into a dark room once you're a mod.

[Aero]

Sometimes I get bored lads... Doing anything is better than doing nothing

[The Don]

...I got some cocaine.

[HiPcavallo]

You plan on sharing or did you just come here to brag?

[The Don]

Aero snorted it all up. He also said something about hating blind gay men...