Making world penguin day topics for yourself is pathetic!

[Steenalizer]

Luckily I'm not @Penguin

 

[Penguin]

Thank you, Fatman. Your contributions shall be remembered, I will ban you last.

[HiPcavallo]

Make sure you ban all the good members first so he'll be better equiped to deal with loss towards the end.

[Steenalizer]

Once he bans me he'll have nobody left to ban but himself. 

[Penguin]

Nah, I'm gonna ban everyone including myself and then leave him alone for awhile so he's all alone... Then BAM! I unban myself and then ban the both of us.

[fufu ÷]

You can't unban yourself you stupid bird

[Steenalizer]

Yes he could. All he has to do is make an account, ban it and then unban it!

[fufu ÷]

but that wouldn't be him that would be a split personality

[Steenalizer]

Maybe Penguin is the split personality and the new account is the real one.

[HiPcavallo]

Is the new account even going to be a real Penguin?

[Penguin]

Who knows? Maybe I will evolve into an Emperor Penguin.

[Steenalizer]

Legendaries can't evolve you stupid bird.

[Penguin]

They did in the newest Pocket Monsters!

[Steenalizer]

You mean Digimon?

[Penguin]

Digimon doesn't even have Legendaries, duh!

[HiPcavallo]

4 hours ago, Penguin said:

Who knows? Maybe I will evolve into an Emperor Penguin.

So you're a Piplup then?

[Penguin]

I should be a Prinplup soon, though!

[HiPcavallo]

Fuck Prinplup, stall your evolution until your almost a high enough level to evolve into Empoleon so you can spend as little time as possible as a Prinplup. I love Piplup and Empoleon, but Prinplup is one ugly motherfucker with no real competitive upside.

[Penguin]

I shall try to stall, it's hard stopping it somedays I could be having a drink and then BOOM! ugly Penguin. Though to be fair, you can say that for most 2nd evolutions of the starters.

[Gift Of Jericho]

Hope you can finally fly after the evolution.

[Penguin]

Nah, I turn into a steel type.

[Gift Of Jericho]

So that means I can't eat you

[HiPcavallo]

You should try it anyway and see what happens.

[Penguin]

At most you'll shatter your teeth and jaw, so yeah go for it.

[Steenalizer]

He'd be fine, but bite is a dark type move so it would do regular damage against an ice/steel combo. If you want to beat Penguin you would have to use an electric, fighting or ground type move. I'm guessing Gift of Jericho is an electric type because of the light-up scarf, so he should have a decent moveset against an Empoleon. Penguin has access to ground type moves, but electric types generally have a higher speed so you could easily one-shot him before he has the chance to do any damage.