Sunny Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 WWE 2K17’s cover star is expected to be announced imminently – perhaps as soon as E3, next week – and according to tag team champions The New Day, the athlete(s) adorning the packaging should be… The New Day. That’s right: ace trio Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods – the latter a dedicated gamer, who has his own Up, Up, Down, Down Youtube channel – say that no one is better placed to represent WWE’s upcoming brawler than themselves. “It’s a slam dunk: the three of us, clearly,” says Big E in an interview with our sister publication, GamesMaster. “Xavier is owning gaming right now. Plus we’ve been tag champs for over 200 days. We’re out there killing it, making people laugh, we have the power of positivity that’s infectious.” Big E – real name Ettore Ewen – then launches into a mock acceptance speech: “Stop looking! Stop looking! Look no more! The New Day accepts your offer. Thank you, 2K, for offering us the cover. We accept! When is the cover shoot?”Big E – real name Ettore Ewen – then launches into a mock acceptance speech: “Stop looking! Stop looking! Look no more! The New Day accepts your offer. Thank you, 2K, for offering us the cover. We accept! When is the cover shoot?”Other superstars are less supportive of the New Day’s chances. Legendary manager Paul Heyman touts his client Brock Lesnar for the cover, while the recently released (more’s the pity) Damien Sandow thinks members of the public should grace the sleeve: “It should be the WWE Universe, the people who buy the game. If it wasn’t for them, there would be no us.”WWE 2K17 was confirmed earlier this month, with publishers 2K announcing that former WCW champ Goldberg would be available as an exclusive character for those who pre-order. It’s released in October.Source: Ben Wilson, gamesradar+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the King Lives Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 LOL watch there be a reversible cover this year. especially since everyone is putting a claim in and new day is pretty popular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrelectriccity Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 hope not, but good chance they could be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbl328 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lol Edited June 21, 2016 by jbl328 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Posted June 21, 2016 Author Share Posted June 21, 2016 Hm, not sure if the last post is satire.Besides, Xavier got possessed last night, so we might be seeing a new dynamic elements from them real soon in the coming weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrelectriccity Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lolyes in the beginning as they were getting boo'd but they've some how managed to turn things around actually have a lot of people cheering for them, u use to hear the crowds scream New Day Sucks but now the crowds are saying they Rock like they suppose to. but yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. not that i have a problem with gays, but theres a diff between accepting something and pushing it onto people, and their a lil on the pushing it onto other people which i dont particular care for. Edited June 22, 2016 by mrelectriccity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 mrelectriccity I wish I could slap you for that comment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steenalizer Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) but yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. You know, pink used to be seen as a 'man's color' until Hitler used it to mark gay people. You wouldn't want to support Hitler now, would you? Edited June 22, 2016 by Steenalizer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbl328 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lolyes in the beginning as they were getting boo'd but they've some how managed to turn things around actually have a lot of people cheering for them, u use to hear the crowds scream New Day Sucks but now the crowds are saying they Rock like they suppose to. but yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. not that i have a problem with gays, but theres a diff between accepting something and pushing it onto people, and their a lil on the pushing it onto other people which i dont particular care for.FYI - I'm gay and I'm NOT a fan of theirs at all. They suck! Undertaker4Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 mrelectriccity I wish I could slap you for that comment.Now, hold on a second there suh. As long as there are a couple million mrelectrcities out there, I can rest assuredly with the fact that I have the slightest of possibilities to be in the running for oval office and actually win the damn thing someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auday Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Hmmm so if someone wears pink and light blue they're gay? Turns out I am gay and I didn't know. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJoeyMagnum Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lolbut yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. not that i have a problem with gays, but theres a diff between accepting something and pushing it onto people, and their a lil on the pushing it onto other people which i dont particular care for.You're so stupid, where do you get this stupidity? I guess Bret Hart was for the gay lads and lasses too right? fucking moron 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lolbut yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. not that i have a problem with gays, but theres a diff between accepting something and pushing it onto people, and their a lil on the pushing it onto other people which i dont particular care for.You're so stupid, where do you get this stupidity? I guess Bret Hart was for the gay lads and lasses too right? fucking moron Everyone knows Bret Hart is the biggest gay sex symbol of the modern era, silly Joseph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiPcavallo Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Na, you're wrong there Penguin. Bret for a time was the biggest gay sex symbol. But after the Montreal screwjob he became the poster boy for bad breakups and chronic masturbation, why else would Vince keep reiterating that Bret screwed Bret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgeofSandow Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 (edited) I'm gay for New Day Edited June 26, 2016 by AgeofSandow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fufu ÷ Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Bringing a whole new meaning to "New, Day sucks, New, Day sucks" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codes. Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lolyes in the beginning as they were getting boo'd but they've some how managed to turn things around actually have a lot of people cheering for them, u use to hear the crowds scream New Day Sucks but now the crowds are saying they Rock like they suppose to. but yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. not that i have a problem with gays, but theres a diff between accepting something and pushing it onto people, and their a lil on the pushing it onto other people which i dont particular care for.You're a legitimate fucking retard. All of them are straight and are just having as much clean fun as they can in the PG era. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbl328 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lolyes in the beginning as they were getting boo'd but they've some how managed to turn things around actually have a lot of people cheering for them, u use to hear the crowds scream New Day Sucks but now the crowds are saying they Rock like they suppose to. but yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. not that i have a problem with gays, but theres a diff between accepting something and pushing it onto people, and their a lil on the pushing it onto other people which i dont particular care for.You're a legitimate fucking retard. All of them are straight and are just having as much clean fun as they can in the PG era. Exactly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerb Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lolyes in the beginning as they were getting boo'd but they've some how managed to turn things around actually have a lot of people cheering for them, u use to hear the crowds scream New Day Sucks but now the crowds are saying they Rock like they suppose to. but yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. not that i have a problem with gays, but theres a diff between accepting something and pushing it onto people, and their a lil on the pushing it onto other people which i dont particular care for.Dumbest shit I read in years and it's hard to think of a challenger for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auday Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 (edited) Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lolyes in the beginning as they were getting boo'd but they've some how managed to turn things around actually have a lot of people cheering for them, u use to hear the crowds scream New Day Sucks but now the crowds are saying they Rock like they suppose to. but yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. not that i have a problem with gays, but theres a diff between accepting something and pushing it onto people, and their a lil on the pushing it onto other people which i dont particular care for.Dumbest shit I read in years and it's hard to think of a challenger for it.Are Jeff's posts any equivalent? Edited July 13, 2016 by Auday Elyafe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerb Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Oh please lol The only cover these 3 guys will ever grace is the cover of ass clowns & buffoons or poster boys for the Universal Soul Circus. No one takes these guys seriously. WWE has made all 3 of them laughable jokes. Harsh but true. Sure go ahead and beLIEve that these guys have a chance making the cover of 2k17 with hell, fire, brimstone, lightening, & purple fog in the background. Gtfoh! lolyes in the beginning as they were getting boo'd but they've some how managed to turn things around actually have a lot of people cheering for them, u use to hear the crowds scream New Day Sucks but now the crowds are saying they Rock like they suppose to. but yeah i can't stand them and i turn the channel every time they on air, but they currently only there for their gay cultural fan base.and have someone for them to root for. which is why they always talking bout booty o's and wearing bright blue & pink colors, unicorn bs etc etc. not that i have a problem with gays, but theres a diff between accepting something and pushing it onto people, and their a lil on the pushing it onto other people which i dont particular care for.Dumbest shit I read in years and it's hard to think of a challenger for it.Are Jeff's posts any equivalent?Every now and then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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