Celebrities you think you could take in a fight

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Penguin you said that to Big Pete in bed last night 

[Penguin]

I meant the ph kind.

[Big Pete®]

Penguin you said that to Big Penis Pete in bed last night 

[Penguin]

Penguin you said that to Average Penis Pete in bed last night 

 

[Big Pete®]

[Sunny]

Definitely ghandi. Flip flop wearing cunt. 

According to The South African Gandhi: Stretcher-Bearer of Empire Gandhi described black Africans  as “savage,” “raw” and living a life of “indolence and nakedness,” and he campaigned relentlessly to prove to the British rulers that the Indian community in South Africa was superior to native black Africans. In addition, he supported the British Empire during The Boer War in which over 3500 zulus were killed.

Also, when Gandhi's wife was stricken with pneumonia, British doctors told her husband that a shot of penicillin would heal her; nevertheless, Gandhi refused to have alien medicine injected into her body, and she died. Soon after, Gandhi caught malaria and, relenting from the standard applied to his wife, allowed doctors to save his life with quinine. He also allowed British doctors to perform an appendectomy on him, an alien operation if ever there was one.  

Though it'd take years for some of antiquated opinions to change after meeting Howard Thurman, (even when they remained inflexible at his wife's deathbed) if there was ever a reason to have a 'Texas Hold 'Em Up' with Bapu, you've got several.

Source: Washington Post

[Codes.]

Verne Troyer.