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Celebrities you think you could take in a fight


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One of my favourite pastimes in work is discussing which celebrities I believe I could take in a fight. It fills in the gaps between looking at memes and going to the toilet.

I think I could take just about anyone, but i'd get great pleasure in taking out Bruce Forsyth or that gobshite Stephen Mulhern.

 

Who do you think you could take in a fight?

 

note: although I am a celebrity, none of you could go toe to toe with me, so no point listing me.

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I could probably take a few midgets, but that's really it. After all I'm just a bird. :(

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not a good bird, not a bad bird, just the bird

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I think I could take that bastard fufu 

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Well naturally he'd need to get out of the chair to make it a fair fight.

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Gérard Butler. Any day, any time. The fucking Bastard he is.

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I will take on myself from the future, who I hope is a celebrity.

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Honey Boo-Boo's dad. Just for the sole reason that I have to call him a (D-level) celebrity.

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He's a D-level celebrity? surely he'd be lower then that 

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Does d-level mean he wants to give him the D?

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Honey Boo-Boo's dad. Just for the sole reason that I have to call him a (D-level) celebrity.

My first thought was "I could take Honey Boo Boo" but she'd probably rip off my leg and eat it whole.

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Does d-level mean he wants to give him the D?

It means I'm about to rip his D off.

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Can we have a "celebrities you think you could "D" topic" now?

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I don't see no please?

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Can we have a "celebrities you think you could "D" topic" now, please?

Better, Joseph?

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No

 

 

 

 

 

 

it's even worse

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Leave my bird alone you Irish slob

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