So what have I missed?

[The Don]

Hey kiddos! Much like your drunken uncle you only see at the family function, I'm back. Yes, all is well... I was not abducted by ISIS nor was I tapped to join Skull & Bones. Quite the contrary to be honest. Work, family and girlfriend have all monopolized my time... I haven't even had a spare 30 seconds for Aero's mum which she is not happy about. With that all cleared up, lets get to the thick, veiny and slightly salty meat of the topic. What have I missed? Is Brotch still alive? What about Mizalike, has he lost any virginity besides anal? Has Jeff infected Pete and/or Joey with his virus?* And what of Fufu's gender reassignment surgery, was it a success? Have I missed anything else of note? I can't be arsed to read a whole bunch of posts so someone (my money is on Sunny) needs to give me cliffnotes. I shall see you all again on my bimonthly check-in.

Uncle Don *and by virus I mean constantly good posts

[fufu ÷]

I'm still fabulous and that's all you need to know. As for Mizalike, I created a handy gif to describe his nature

[Mizalike]

I'm still fabulous and that's all you need to know. As for Mizalike, I created a handy gif to describe his nature

I'm not an idiot my sentence structure isn't all there but it doesn't make me a idiot, if anything you can blame autocorrect such a cunty thing to add like come on sort it geez.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Nah Mizalike you're dumb as fuck dude it's a fact of life 

[fufu ÷]

[Mizalike]

Don't make do a Jeff leave then come back month later with a different username.

[fufu ÷]

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Oh dear Mizalike OH DEAR INDEED! 

[Mizalike]

Oh dear Mizalike OH DEAR INDEED! 

in what way am I dumb honestly I don't know. 

[Penguin]

Because you admitted that you were a few months back.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Do I have to remind you of that Michael Jackson topic?

[Mizalike]

Do I have to remind you of that Michael Jackson topic?

I walked right into that one, oh that was a huge mistake I wish I never made that topic everyone knows that Michael Jacksons dead. I hate Michael Jackson, I turnt to grunge such as pearl jam oh Mizalike spoke in class today. Mizalike is a harmless little fuck. 

 

[Penguin]

...I think we broke him.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Back away not today disco lady

[Mizalike]

I'm just happy today, nothing like a cold is there the novelties of winter dry tickly coughs and runny noses using all the tissues in the house, no sense of taste cause everything you eat just tastes like liquid ass and blocked ears,so yeah another cunting cold 🖕🏻.

Edited January 14, 2016 by Mizalike

[BrotchMrToast]

Can we please stop talking about the retarded one? UNCLE DON IS BACK. 

[Mizalike]

look I'm not dumb if I said that its to shut you all up, stop calling me dumb. Like i said its that cunty  auto-correct that makes up my sentences if I knew how to turn it off I would. So stop calling my dumb and a idiot.

[Sunny]

I think that's the gist of what everyone is trying to say Mizalike. The answer has been in front of you this whole time. But, now that you know, that excuse is off the table.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Mizalike do really have to remind you of this topic?

[Auday]

Last I heard autocorrect only corrects spelling, not fucks up grammar.

[Mizalike]

Last I heard autocorrect only corrects spelling, not fucks up grammar.

yeah but when you type a sentence and you use autocorrect sometimes it doesn't make sense. Plus this ain't about me lets talk about something different because it's annoying me to be honest.

[Big Pete®]

Last I heard autocorrect only corrects spelling, not fucks up grammar.

yeah but when you type a sentence and you use autocorrect sometimes it doesn't make sense. Plus this ain't about me lets talk about something different because it's annoying me to be honest.

Put the hater blockers on!

[The Don]

Can we please stop talking about the retarded one? UNCLE DON IS BACK. 

[Mizalike]

Let people think what they want cause you don't know me, meet me in person then make a Judgement not on a forums site. Let's close the lid on this one.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

No you don't tell us what to do