[RESULTS on Page 5] The 2015 Smacktalks Slammy Awards: Bigger, Badder, Gayer!

[DrJoeyMagnum]

How many votes did you get overall?

[Fozy]

Less than 10.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Fozy you have to bolieve the people here care

[fufu ÷]

they dont

[DrJoeyMagnum]

well did you get at least 10 voters?

[Sunny]

 

SEOUL -- The further delay of the scheduled festivities which were to occur today has brought shame to the KPop culture. The TRP rating is already expected to be at an all-time low for 'The Smacktalks Slammy Awards Awards 2015: Bigger, Badder, Gayer,' if it wasn't already, when the airing does transpire. It seems for now anyways, that background deals have yet to be finalized bringing into question if it was a smart idea signing mega K-Pop icon fufu-san to be the presenter. When Smacktalks News Reporter Sir Flash asked organizers for an arrangement with the show host, the representatives declined to make a comment and forwarded all inquiries to their secretary, Sir Mizalike. Let's just say, our efforts were left to no avail raising more questions than answers. Rumors have been amuck about all week with issues ranging from wire transfer blockages to inebriation as well as unconventional decorum from the  'Soul of Seoul.''

Former mistress and recent recipient for TV CF Awards' 13th annual 'Model of the Year' category, AOA's Seolhyun had the following to say after Smacktalks Journalist Sir Brotch got a quick word with her after she won her award earlier this evening at the multi-purpose auditorium in Seoul′s City Hall:

"내가 들었어요 것과 사실이라면, 그것은 Fufu 산에서 전형적인입니다. 그는 항상 대기만했다."

One thing is left for certain, the legacy of these ceremonies have been soiled despite the lucrative acquisition of a seemingly credible host. Along with it, an insurmountable loss in finances to Smacktalks, Inc as a result of misunderstanding between distributors and business disagreements between the host. Inherently, the aftermath of this turmoil have left only one party the victim in this scenario--the public. 

Sunny, also known professionally as Sunny Dre Carter III, or Killumantit, Jr. is the managing director of 'Sunnyshines', a nonprofit trust organization which provides aid to thirty-two third world countries and is involved in various aspects of the intercourse aiding industry, including trench-coat sewing, registration and documentation of collected sperm samples from Communist nations and the establishment of outsourced devices. He serves as a part-time freelance journalist, on behalf of Smacktalks, Inc. 

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Mizalike got knighted? pfft he didn't get my vote

[fufu ÷]

Opening Theme:

 

 

 

 

 

The wait is finally over, i've tabulated the votes and finally after hours of maths lessons have been able to add it all up. So without further ado, here is your 2015 Smacktalks Slammy Awards results. I'd like to thank all the morbid people for complaining and bitching who made this the most talked about Slammy Awards of all time. You've done yourselves proud.

 

 

 

Categories & Winners
 

Member of the Year:

fufu / Penguin

 

CAW Maker of the Year Xbox:

Status

 

CAW Maker of the Year PS4:

Lil Dicky

 

Modder of the Year:

SMK

  

Newcomer (Must have joined in 2015) of the Year:

Rewon

 

Topic/Post of the Year:

Last night on Kik / fufu's Drunken Stories

 

Most Improved Member of the Year:

Don

 

GFX Maker of the Year:

Soul RiderX

 

Most Underrated Member of the Year: 

Penguin

 

Funniest Member of the Year:

fufu

 

Return of the Year:

Mizalike / Nazza

 

Best Username of the Year:

Jeff's Onion

 

Best Looking Member of the Year:

Jeff

 

Best Avatar/Signature:

Penguin

 

Lil' Bitch of the Year:

Auday

 

Serious Sarah of the Year:

Auday

 

Cool Old Granddad (must be over 25) of the Year:

Aero

 

fufu of the Year:

fufu

 

 

Closing entertainment:

 

 

[Sunny]

I want my money back.

[fufu ÷]

The entertainment was worth the entry fee alone.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Rewon newcomer of the year 

[Mizalike]

I would just like to thank all of my haters. If it ain't for all of my haters I wouldn't get voted, thanks fufu this slammy award ceremony it's been entertaining.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

The haters made you comeback? you like abuse? you are a dumb person 

[Aero]

I think rewon is dead though

[GameElite™]

As scripted as the Slammy's. Joking of course.  

 

Edited January 15, 2016 by GameElite™

[Aero]

As scripted as the Slammy's. Joking of course.  

 

jokes are supposed to be funny though... I think you're confusing jokes with sentences 

[Penguin]

How did get both co-member of the year and most underrated of the year? That makes no sense.

[GameElite™]

As scripted as the Slammy's. Joking of course.  

 

jokes are supposed to be funny though... I think you're confusing jokes with sentences 

It's called being facetious.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

How did get both co-member of the year and most underrated of the year? That makes no sense.

It's called a screwjob Pingu, fufu saw that you were doing a Bayley and tempered with the votes 

[fufu ÷]

How did get both co-member of the year and most underrated of the year? That makes no sense.

I voted for you in member of the year because you needed a push. No need for thanks.

How did get both co-member of the year and most underrated of the year? That makes no sense.

It's called a screwjob Pingu, fufu saw that you were doing a Bayley and tempered with the votes 

I put him over you tub of lard

[DrJoeyMagnum]

How did get both co-member of the year and most underrated of the year? That makes no sense.

I voted for you in member of the year because you needed a push. No need for thanks.

How did get both co-member of the year and most underrated of the year? That makes no sense.

It's called a screwjob Pingu, fufu saw that you were doing a Bayley and tempered with the votes 

I put him over you tub of lard

I don't bolieve you, you just see him as a B+ player

[Penguin]

How did get both co-member of the year and most underrated of the year? That makes no sense.

I voted for you in member of the year because you needed a push. No need for thanks.

How did get both co-member of the year and most underrated of the year? That makes no sense.

It's called a screwjob Pingu, fufu saw that you were doing a Bayley and tempered with the votes 

I put him over you tub of lard

I don't bolieve you, you just see him as a B+ player

I see me as a B+ player! But I can get used to favoritism by Fufu.

[fufu ÷]

Even Auday won more awards than Joey

[DrJoeyMagnum]

I thought I was a shoo-in for the fufu of the year award but I guess the academy wasn't ready for an Irish fufu

I see me as a B+ player! But I can get used to favoritism by Fufu.

HEY! enough of that you're an A- player

[Penguin]

I thought I was a shoo-in for the fufu of the year award but I guess the academy wasn't ready for an Irish fufu

I see me as a B+ player! But I can get used to favoritism by Fufu.

HEY! enough of that you're an A- player

Thank you, Joey. You're not too bad yourself. Definitely not member of the year worthy, though. <3