create a spooky horror film about a member here (be tactful)

[Auday]

Auday is a marionette crafted by an old possible pedophile...seriously this guy was so horny he crafted a young boy for himself and wanted nothing other than him being alive. Wake up.

Anyways, he was a marionette and wanted so desperately to be a real boy. For whatever reasons that I now can't remember, he turned into a real boy and then later into a donkey. Im positive he died after that. The End. 

donkeys are better than humans

[jitz]

Both Codes and Auday share half a personality and only when they work together does that personality become whole, so only working together can they truly be alive. The scary part comes from having to read the years of monotonous bullshit from them both till they finally work this out at the end of the final act. The resulting collaborative post is a thing of pure beauty, and worth the years of torture, then we all cry tears of joy, and some James Blunt plays as the credits roll.

[Aero]

Majestic