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Who You Batting To? : Christmas Break Edition


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This is the sister topic to the one in gaming discussion, Aero enlightened me that there's essentially two types of games that Christmas break is for. One is the somewhat family friendly video game type, and the other makes Jesus cry and shouldn't be performed around family unless you get off on the fear of getting caught.

So who's you favourite woman of loose morals whom found herself in financial difficulties? Currently I feel like I'm between girls, if this were circa 2013-2014 the list would be huge, but apparently they found real jobs :(

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Depends on the mood I'm in I guess? Started seeing a girl recently, but due to work, Christmas parties etc I've not seen her in person too often. As such, she's sent the odd pic worth pulling the bar over... Then there's other times where I'd wank over anything, even a suspicious looking crack in the wall if the mood swings

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This blonde chick I recently started seeing. She's got a boyfriend, but he's like 5'4 so I'm good.

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Cheapskate... Buy her 6 mcnuggets and she'll do the work for you!

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This blonde chick I recently started seeing. She's got a boyfriend, but he's like 5'4 so I'm good.

You absolute stud.

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This blonde chick I recently started seeing. She's got a boyfriend, but he's like 5'4 so I'm good.

I hope she slaps your balls and her boyfriend shits on you mate, goodluck.

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Brotch pretending again. We let him pretend because it's the only time he smiles.

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Soooo..why'd you think I'm pretending? 

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I just had a couple of battered sausages... No point in lying, they were good and the woman isn't here tonight... Tempted to have a tug due to their tastiness

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what's a battered sausage? is it like a sausage roll?

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what's a battered sausage? is it like a sausage roll?

Sausage in batter 

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As if you didn't know what a battered sasauge was you pie eating heathen.

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I don't think anything, you're talking shit.

Nope

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