Be honest

[Auday]

it didnt

with that girl it didn't, with another three girls it did. Maybe the other three girls were retarded right?

[Aero]

Only go for hot girls, and be an asshole! Women are mental fuckers, have your fun then ditch them!

[Auday]

Only go for hot girls, and be an asshole! Women are mental fuckers, have your fun then ditch them!

What a bad influence we have on the forum.

[Aero]

I'm not wrong though

[DrJoeyMagnum]

I'm not wrong though

I wish you were my real daddy and not my evil step-father 

[Sunny]

Only go for hot girls, and be an asshole! Women are mental fuckers, have your fun then ditch them!

What a bad influence we have on the forum.

No, that just about sums it up.

[Mizalike]

You're a shallow little boy 

Not really but kinda. Most men look at how pretty a girl is and am one of those people. Maybe some people look for the personality only but personally I look for both.

Not all men look for beauty it's down to personal preference to be honest, it's not bout looks it about the personality, as long as the girl is sweet and kind and loves you for who you are you will be fine Auday. But to answer your I wouldn't be insensitive and nasty I would hug her and give her a tissue.

Bro I don't need advice from someone who gettin friendzoned all day long.

I've been laid and been in more relationships, than you've had hot dinners mate so who's the perfessional person now. I'm currently dating a girl now. So stick to your teddy bears and your 2day relationships auday it's obviously working for you. 

[DrJoeyMagnum]

You're a shallow little boy 

Not really but kinda. Most men look at how pretty a girl is and am one of those people. Maybe some people look for the personality only but personally I look for both.

Not all men look for beauty it's down to personal preference to be honest, it's not bout looks it about the personality, as long as the girl is sweet and kind and loves you for who you are you will be fine Auday. But to answer your I wouldn't be insensitive and nasty I would hug her and give her a tissue.

Bro I don't need advice from someone who gettin friendzoned all day long.

I've been laid and been in more relationships, than you've had hot dinners mate so who's the perfessional person now. I'm currently dating a girl now. So stick to your teddy bears and your 2day relationships auday it's obviously working for you. 

oh dear

[Auday]

You're a shallow little boy 

Not really but kinda. Most men look at how pretty a girl is and am one of those people. Maybe some people look for the personality only but personally I look for both.

Not all men look for beauty it's down to personal preference to be honest, it's not bout looks it about the personality, as long as the girl is sweet and kind and loves you for who you are you will be fine Auday. But to answer your I wouldn't be insensitive and nasty I would hug her and give her a tissue.

Bro I don't need advice from someone who gettin friendzoned all day long.

I've been laid and been in more relationships, than you've had hot dinners mate so who's the perfessional person now. I'm currently dating a girl now. So stick to your teddy bears and your 2day relationships auday it's obviously working for you. 

This is bullshit until you prove it! Pictures of you getting laid or it never happend!

You're a shallow little boy 

Not really but kinda. Most men look at how pretty a girl is and am one of those people. Maybe some people look for the personality only but personally I look for both.

Not all men look for beauty it's down to personal preference to be honest, it's not bout looks it about the personality, as long as the girl is sweet and kind and loves you for who you are you will be fine Auday. But to answer your I wouldn't be insensitive and nasty I would hug her and give her a tissue.

Bro I don't need advice from someone who gettin friendzoned all day long.

I've been laid and been in more relationships, than you've had hot dinners mate so who's the perfessional person now. I'm currently dating a girl now. So stick to your teddy bears and your 2day relationships auday it's obviously working for you. 

oh dear

ikr

Edited November 21, 2015 by Auday Elyafe

[fufu ÷]

people who talk about getting laid on the internet rarely get laid because they're too busy talking about getting laid to people on the internet instead of getting laid

Edited November 21, 2015 by fufu ♡

[Auday]

people who talk about getting laid on the internet rarely get laid because they're too busy talking about getting laid to people on the internet instead of getting laid

But we all know MizAlike is prefessional and is dating a girl right now while telling us he's getting laid right?

[Sunny]

people who talk about getting laid on the internet rarely get laid because they're too busy talking about getting laid to people on the internet instead of getting laid

Instead of getting laid off anyways. By the way, Mizalike and Auday, have any of you lads filled this out yet: http://smacktalks.org/forums/topic/19570-matt-and-thoms-sex-questionnaire/?

Would be interested taking a gander at what our two latest heart throbs have to say. Which reminds me, half 'till 11. Right about the time I get...

laid.

[fufu ÷]

It's such a shame that that topic is closed. Open that shit up again Sunny.

[Sunny]

One rejuvenated topic coming right up Fu bae. It's the least I can ever do in Thom's memory.

[Auday]

people who talk about getting laid on the internet rarely get laid because they're too busy talking about getting laid to people on the internet instead of getting laid

Instead of getting laid off anyways. By the way, Mizalike and Auday, have any of you lads filled this out yet: http://smacktalks.org/forums/topic/19570-matt-and-thoms-sex-questionnaire/?

Would be interested taking a gander at what our two latest heart throbs have to say. Which reminds me, half 'till 11. Right about the time I get...

 

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I never slept with any girl, just like MizAlike.

[Aero]

I've slept with a girl just like mizalike.... She wasn't pretty.. HA!

All joking a side saying "I've been laid and had more relationships than you've had hot dinners" then advising he sticks to his 2 day relationships .... For statement one to be true, I'd say you need to have been in a few 1 day "relationships" yourself dude

[Auday]

I've slept with a girl just like mizalike.... She wasn't pretty.. HA!

All joking a side saying "I've been laid and had more relationships than you've had hot dinners" then advising he sticks to his 2 day relationships .... For statement one to be true, I'd say you need to have been in a few 1 day "relationships" yourself dude

Edited November 21, 2015 by Auday Elyafe

[Sunny]

I've slept with a girl just like mizalike.... She wasn't pretty.. HA!

All joking a side saying "I've been laid and had more relationships than you've had hot dinners" then advising he sticks to his 2 day relationships .... For statement one to be true, I'd say you need to have been in a few 1 day "relationships" yourself dude

Sal would spank these slapsticks silly.

[Aero]

yeah, but Sal isn't here any more... why did you have to remind me that Sal is gone

[Fozy]

I've been laid, and been in more relationships than you've had hot dinners Auday. Who's the professional person now? I'm also currently dating a girl. So stick to your teddy bears and your non-existent relationships boy; it's obviously working for you. 

[Big Pete®]

The hell is this drivel?!

[The Don]

I farted bare assed on Sal's pillow once...

[fufu ÷]

daddy don what does christmas mean?

[DrJoeyMagnum]

daddy don what does christmas mean?

fuck off he's my daddy 

[Auday]

daddy don what does christmas mean?

fuck off he's my daddy 

Chill both ya mamas are sharing him.