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Liquid paraffin works better than shampooing a beard! That's what most of those fancy beard oils are mostly made up of, but its also what baby oil is made up of! Cheaper than shampoo and conditioner, but more effective!

If you smoke you're fucked!

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Nah, the baby oil seems fairly flame retardant 

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Nah, the baby oil seems fairly flame retardant 

I was reffering to "liquid parrafin"... more flammable than audays ma's breath!

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Nah, the baby oil seems fairly flame retardant 

I was talking about liquid parrafin... more flammab- Aw fuck you Pete!

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Its made from a liquid parrafin base is all... If you use straight up liquid parrafin you're an idiot.... Scratch that. Let's thin out numbers -

Hey guys, you should all grow beards, use liquid parrafin on it to make it awesome, then smoke a lot to be super turbo awesome!

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nah you're still a little bitch

Ok how do i grow them more master?

use olive oil or beard cream it helped me out, I might not know much but this really help me out. 

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nah you're still a little bitch

Ok how do i grow them more master?

use olive oil or beard cream it helped me out, I might not know much but this really help me out. 

pffffffft this is bullshit.

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Agreed, that shit will only soften and improve the beard that is there, not help it grow

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Agreed, that shit will only soften and improve the beard that is there, not help it grow

He dosen't even have a beard. #FuckOffMizAlike #LyingTwat

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Agreed, that shit will only soften and improve the beard that is there, not help it grow

He dosen't even have a beard. #FuckOffMizAlike #LyingTwat

don't be jealous. Your balls will finally drop and your bum fluff on your ugly mug will to grow, use olive oil and when it grows back shave it.

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Agreed, that shit will only soften and improve the beard that is there, not help it grow

He dosen't even have a beard. #FuckOffMizAlike #LyingTwat

don't be jealous. Your balls will finally drop and your bum fluff on your ugly mug will to grow, use olive oil and when it grows back shave it.

Why wold I be jealous of a beardless person with down syndrome? Also sorry I don't accept tips from beardless people.

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