Help me out lads.

[Auday]

So my goatee started popping out, and it looks shit. It looks even worse that what Codes have, so only you can imagine how bad it is. Give me solutions to either get rid of it 4 evr or make moi beard pop out faster.

 

 

 

 

 

P.S: Even with the horrible goatee, chicks diiiiiiiigggggggggg moi very much.

What the fuck did you just read?

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Grow a pair that'll help

[Auday]

I already did, but it ain't helping.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

nah you're still a little bitch

[Auday]

nah you're still a little bitch

Ok how do i grow them more master?

[DrJoeyMagnum]

stop being a lil bitch

[Auday]

stop being a lil bitch

That didn't help.

[Big Pete®]

You should have a full 'goatee' being half goat!

[Auday]

You should have a full 'goatee' being half goat!

Pete, it's camels not goats. If Mexicans ride goats don't mix it with middle eastrens. Also just because you're half animal and your dad fucked a goat dosen't mean it happend to all of us.

[Big Pete®]

Oh dear!!!

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Pete you should report him for that

[Big Pete®]

Nah, i dont touch the  bitch button!

[fufu ÷]

Mexicans ride donkeys...

 

*sighs in spanish*

[Big Pete®]

Proper mexican 

[Penguin]

Proper mexican 

What's Audrey's dad doing with Stevie Nicks?

[Big Pete®]

Milking her!

[Auday]

Pete you should report him for that

Haha, you shold see my status first. If I wanted to report him I would get him fucked.

Proper mexican 

I dont get it, all nations grow goats to eat them, not like only Arabs do. And again when you say Arabs we talk about camels not goats. Also what did you guys ride in 1700s? Ferraries?

Proper mexican 

What's Audrey's dad doing with Stevie Nicks?

I am not frm the gulf area, we don't wear that shit. It's Pete's Mexican dad getting a cover from cops and fucking his goat.(Pete's mum)

Pete dad and mum before converting into arabs

[DrJoeyMagnum]

What bitch behavior 

[Big Pete®]

All hope is lost.

His harmones are all over the place, poor little tyke!

Edited October 27, 2015 by Big Pete®

[Sunny]

Just shave that shit. Make a habit of it every two days. Your facial hair will only grow in patches right now. 

[BrotchMrToast]

Suicide. 

Really can't think of anything else. You're fucked up.

[HarlotEffect]

Just pissing shave, a full beard n shizz does not grow in like 2 minutes. 

[The Don]

Everyone shut the fuck up... I'm the only one here qualified to give beard/facial hair advice. Now that that is out of the way, my advice is this... GROW MORE BEARD! Some people may say to shave it because then it comes back fuller but that's a bunch of shit to me. No one looks good right away when their beard is growing out. So either be a man and suck it up or be a pussy and shave your face vagina.

If/when you're man enough to grow an actual beard, invest in a good shampoo and conditioner. NONE OF THAT 2 IN 1 BULLSHIT!! Facial hair is pretty coarse compared to head hair. Mine is to the point I shampoo and condition it daily and use a leave in conditioner for it. That helps keep it soft, ladies love a soft beard. However it sounds like that might be a bit advanced for you. Please consult this advice in 3-6 years when/if you have a man beard.

[Aero]

Liquid paraffin works better than shampooing a beard! That's what most of those fancy beard oils are mostly made up of, but its also what baby oil is made up of! Cheaper than shampoo and conditioner, but more effective!

[Sunny]

Just invest in these Audley. Texas girls are stupid anyway, and if anyone catches on, say Billy Mays was a distant uncle twice removed from your mother's side.

http://www.amazon.com/Blue-Ridge-Novelty-Beard-Black/dp/B00B9BI74K