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Educating Mizalike


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Our friend Mizalike isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but that's not his fault. God just dealt him a bum hand. I think it is our duty as fine upstanding people to help him develop and learn more about the world that confuses him so. So lets all share valuable wisdom with our village idiot and help him not be so dumb so that one day he can read good and do other cool things too.

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Lesson One: Don't say you're not dumb but then say you're slow

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Lesson three: Don't let Uncle Pete touch your no-no parts.

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I don't mind this topic as long as it doesn't get outta hand. So please don't let the village idiot stop you.

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Lesson Four: Don't tell us what to do

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Lesson Four: Don't tell us what to do

ouch that stung abit 

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Feel free to ask questions Mizalike. If you have anything you want to know, please ask. We're here to help.

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Lesson Five: DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS

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Feel free to ask questions Mizalike. If you have anything you want to know, please ask. We're here to help.

thanks fufu I will do. 

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Lesson Six: If you goto sleep with an itchy butthole, you'll wake up with a smelly finger.

Lesson Seven: White windowless vans ALWAYS have candy and puppies inside. Along with trustworthy drivers,

Lesson Eight: This is important; The Don > You and 99.8% of all the other shit sippers here.

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Lesson Nine: If you seek longevity, you do whatever Uncle Don Knotts says. 

Lesson Ten: If Aero gives you a full bottle, nine times out of ten, it's not what you think it is. 

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Lesson Eleven (Don you fucked it up): DO WHATEVER WE SAY 

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You've gotten old, while I've grown into a man 

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Sprouting three hairs on that thing you call your weewee doesn't make you a man, Boy.

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You're time is over old man, My time is now

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the issue has magically been fixed boys, stop your arguing and return to giving solid advice post-haste 

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Lesson Twelve: Never EVER talk to Fufu when he's watching K-Pop videos

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shut your fecking mouth, Purfles are trying to sing

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Lesson Thirteen: Always bring Fufu flowers should you ignore lesson twelve 

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Lesson Fourteen: FUCKING FOLLOW THE LESSONS!

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Lesson Fifteen: If you ever have to decide between saying something or not, 99.9% of the time you better shut the fuck up.

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