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Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected? Not doin too well with the ladies? Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and you need to make an important phone call, but the battery's dead and you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger? Whatever your problem might be, Dr. Killumantit is here to help YOU*TODAY!

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I have a problem Doctor, I've been boning so many hot chicks recently that, I'm afraid they'll all be gone soon and I'll be left with the fat ugly ones : What do I do?!?!?!

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So far dons advice in this topic has been 100%

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What's the best way to cure Nazza of his constant lies?

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What's the best way to cure Nazza of his constant lies?

Grow a beard of confrontation

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How would you kill David Camoron ???

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What's the best way to cure Nazza of his constant lies?

Foos... I can't tell you to grow a beard, you're too pretty.

 

How would you kill David Camoron ???

Crush your enemies, WITH A BEARD!

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My beard has a mind of his own and wants to kill, what do I do?

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Go find David cameron and help Mr.Jordan out?

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My beard has a mind of his own and wants to kill, what do I do?

Crush your enemies, WITH A BEARD!

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If there is hair on the infield, playball... With a beard.

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A lot of people ask me to fuck myself, how do I do that boss?

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I doubt Auday can grow a beard, without looking like a terrorist/taxi driver, therefor I concur with Lain.

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He can grow his lady garden beard

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Ahhhh loopholes. Well, there you have it Auday.

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It's weird, I have a beard (which is more beardy than fufus) and don't feel I need to seek advice... Killumantit may well be on to something here

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It's weird, I have a beard (which is more beardy than fufus) and don't feel I need to seek advice... Killumantit may well be on to something here

prove it nerd 

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I have a beard but I trimmed it plus my beard is blonde with black hairs

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But I find beards hard to grow is there any tips you could give me to help grow it faster

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XD I have more facial hair then you. That isn't a beard. That is peachfuzz.

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