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If you get the topic title, you're winner. Anyways, I figured a thread about work (or school) for the kiddies might be interesting. A possible game on one-ups-manship perhaps? Should that happen you MUST begin with "You think that's bad? ..."

 

So as I've stated before I do drycleaning for a hotel/casino. Today we got some clothes from the valet (hotel guests can have their stuff sent down and returned before 5PM) and I was at the spotting table getting ink of of shit when I got a pair of white pants thrown in the bucket. Me being me I begin looking for ink until suddenly I look in the crotch of the pants, straight up period blood (guess that's why we call it the spotting table amirite?) and I had the privilege of getting that shit out... while wearing a pair of rubber gloves.

 

So yeah, fuck you guys and your "shitty" day.

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I thought you had time off?

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Not any more, just got done with a 5 day weekend. I'm not taking any more vacation days until 4/19-20, Friday-Tuesday every week for this guy...

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You think that's bad?? I'm on vacation and bought GTA V. On top of that, tomorrow I'm going out on a dinner with my girlfriend.

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On top of that, tomorrow I'm going out on a dinner with my imaginary girlfriend (Edeltraud).

 

Aw that's really sweet man *cough* freak *cough*.

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On top of that, tomorrow I'm going out on a dinner with my imaginary girlfriend (Edeltraud).

Aw that's really sweet man *cough* freak *cough*.

Leave that shit to Big Pete, man.

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Out on a dinner? Out for dinner / out on a dinner date*** out on a dinner is a weird way of saying it!

See family guy making a porn scene as reference

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I feel your pain about the shit part, Don.

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On top of that, tomorrow I'm going out on a dinner with my imaginary girlfriend (Edeltraud).

Aw that's really sweet man *cough* freak *cough*.

Leave that shit to Big Pete, man.

You'll pay for that.

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