jitz Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Welcome to the coffee table, feel free to sit down, just not on the couch because I prefer to lay down. It's only a two seater, and I'm kinda tall, but I can work into a comfortable groove with my feet on the arm rest; although the person in the recliner may get a waft or two of my feet. So as with all coffee table discussions, the topic changes rapidly and pretty much only half the people are paying attention to you anyway. So I feel we should start things off by taking bets on whether Jeff and his ban list will make it into the Lounge, and hopefully by proxy, make his way over to the coffee table. Quote
jitz Posted March 3, 2015 Author Posted March 3, 2015 Luckily on the shelf under the table there's a collection of pretentious large glossy books focusing on all the exotic holiday destinations I've been to, and the slightest look of interest in your eyes I'll be sure to tell you all about my adventures and how many steps it takes to get to Machu Picchu. Also under the couch there's a selection of soft core titty mags. Quote
Spyder78 Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 http://www.itsallviral.com/wankband As technology advances we are able to create all kinds of new devices. Pornhub would like to introduce you to the all new “Wankband” this device is capable of creating energy just from a up and down motion. The video goes more detail about this new devices, but you are able to create energy and plug in any USB device and charge it. Pornhub is trying to go green by just the power if man. This is a uni-sex device so it will work with women also. So when the wankband is available will you purchase one? Quote
jitz Posted March 4, 2015 Author Posted March 4, 2015 Speaking of jacking on, the topic about which drama character you'd like to defend you was shelved along with General Chat. I don't plan on ressurrecting the topic, but yeah...the girls from Lightning Point. Quote
jitz Posted March 4, 2015 Author Posted March 4, 2015 (edited) I've just found out that in the US and UK they renamed it "Alien Surf Girls", a far more descriptive name for sure but at the cost of not knowing where the show is set. And yes, while they may look like three babe'ing Australian girls in bikinis, they are infact *SPOILERS* aliens. Who surf. And we're to assume the alien species follows the typical male/female gender system. Edited March 4, 2015 by jitz Quote
jitz Posted March 4, 2015 Author Posted March 4, 2015 (edited) Dibs the one of the left. Edited March 4, 2015 by jitz Quote
Codes. Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 http://www.itsallviral.com/wankband As technology advances we are able to create all kinds of new devices. Pornhub would like to introduce you to the all new “Wankband” this device is capable of creating energy just from a up and down motion. The video goes more detail about this new devices, but you are able to create energy and plug in any USB device and charge it. Pornhub is trying to go green by just the power if man. This is a uni-sex device so it will work with women also. So when the wankband is available will you purchase one? I seriously thought that was a joke... Quote
The Don Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Dibs the one of the left. Fuck I'll take the middle Fuck! Alright... I guess I'll take blondie. Quote
Spyder78 Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Nigerian mother of three, Aisha Dannupawa, married Ali Maizinari after her first marriage failed. Unfortunately, despite having a first husband and three offspring to pave the way, Maizinari was still too well-endowed for her. Simply, his penis was too big. There has to be some sort of lesson here about MILF-hood, but let's look into that another time. To dissolve her union with Mr. Big, Dannupawa described her first act of sexual congress with the Sharia court in Nigeria's Zamfara State, “When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big,” Something to think about the next time a girl tells you that sex with you is "something else." She might be trying to say that sex with you is a nightmare that will haunt her dreams and vagina forever. Before running to the courts for a divorce, Aisha tried to work around the issue and confessing the problem to her mother, who gave her some pain pills and told her that eventually she would "be able to cope." The poor newlywed tried one more time to have sex with her husband before accepting the things she cannot change. There would never be enough pain pills for her to accommodate his massive member. Her now famously-hung husband, Maizinari, is reported to not have contested the divorce, and only asked that she repay her dowry and all of the costs from their courtship, which came to an estimated $296. He gets a documented big penis, bragging rights, and his money back? Come on, she's been through so much. Just let her keep the cash, she might need it. It costs about $8K to rejuvenate an exhausted vagina. http://happyplace.someecards.com/dicks/woman-divorces-man-citing-penis-too-big/ Quote
Sunny Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Dibs the one of the left. Fuck I'll take the middle Fuck! Alright... I guess I'll take blondie. She really does look like an alien. But... 1 Quote
Codes. Posted March 5, 2015 Posted March 5, 2015 Speaking of jacking on, the topic about which drama character you'd like to defend you was shelved along with General Chat. I don't plan on ressurrecting the topic, but yeah...the girls from Lightning Point. One in the middle isn't bad. Sort of reminds me of Emma Watson. Quote
Deleted Account Posted March 12, 2015 Posted March 12, 2015 The one on the right looks okay, but I change my mind. Quote
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