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So tomorrow im going to become a dad. Ive never been more excited about anything in my life..

Do any of the dads out there have any advice/tips/etc?

Edited by D-Driller
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Don't accidentally eat your child. W-whatever you do.

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Congrats man. I'm sure that the feeling of being a father must be awesome. :)

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Don't drop it on it's head more than twice; that way you end up with Mizalike. More than 5 times and you'll probably end up with Codes.

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Don't be a asshole what my advice 

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Enjoy the last little bit of silence you have cos when that little bundle of shit/puke/and snot monster comes your gonna wish you could put it back where it came from,lol.

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Enjoy the last little bit of silence you have cos when that little bundle of shit/puke/and snot monster comes your gonna wish you could put it back where it came from,lol.

This motherfucker is probably the realest guy on this forum.

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Please don't embrass your kid in front of his and her friends

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Enjoy the last little bit of silence you have cos when that little bundle of shit/puke/and snot monster comes your gonna wish you could put it back where it came from,lol.

This motherfucker is probably the realest guy on this forum.

 

Got two of the buggers!!!

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Enjoy the last little bit of silence you have cos when that little bundle of shit/puke/and snot monster comes your gonna wish you could put it back where it came from,lol.

This motherfucker is probably the realest guy on this forum.

Dont ever go full g-unit again brotch!

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Don't sell the kid on eBay, it won't end well. I know a guy on the black market... And no, he himself isn't black!

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Don't sell the kid on eBay, it won't end well. I know a guy on the black market... And no, he himself isn't black!

RACIST MOFO

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Name him or her after me

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call it fufu. it's the perfect name for either sex.

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call it fufu. it's the perfect name for either sex.

If you want it to get bullied to fuck at school.

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On a serious note, just take it one day at a time. It's awesome thing being a dad but they growup faster than you think.

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It will all come natual my man as soon as the babys here your natual instincs will jump in... It is very scary at first but it all turns out well in the end as long as your patient with the lil one then you'll be fine man :) i got 4 aged 1-10... Babys are easy wait till they're 10!!! Lol

good luck to you and the lady and congrats!!

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I'm no dad, but my tip would be to not take parental advice from a bunch of kids on a wrestling video game forum.

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I'm no dad, but my tip would be to not take parental advice from a bunch of kids on a wrestling video game forum.

could be worse, he could be asking for romantic advice

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I'm no dad, but my tip would be to not take parental advice from a bunch of kids on a wrestling video game forum.

The question is directed at 'DADS' not 'KIDS' lol

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