D-Driller Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) So tomorrow im going to become a dad. Ive never been more excited about anything in my life.. Do any of the dads out there have any advice/tips/etc? Edited February 25, 2015 by D-Driller Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Don't accidentally eat your child. W-whatever you do. Quote
IamCrazyPT Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Congrats man. I'm sure that the feeling of being a father must be awesome. Quote
fufu ÷ Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Don't drop it on it's head more than twice; that way you end up with Mizalike. More than 5 times and you'll probably end up with Codes. Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Don't be a asshole what my advice Quote
skeletonrook Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Enjoy the last little bit of silence you have cos when that little bundle of shit/puke/and snot monster comes your gonna wish you could put it back where it came from,lol. Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Enjoy the last little bit of silence you have cos when that little bundle of shit/puke/and snot monster comes your gonna wish you could put it back where it came from,lol. This motherfucker is probably the realest guy on this forum. Quote
Mizalike Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Please don't embrass your kid in front of his and her friends Quote
skeletonrook Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Enjoy the last little bit of silence you have cos when that little bundle of shit/puke/and snot monster comes your gonna wish you could put it back where it came from,lol. This motherfucker is probably the realest guy on this forum. Got two of the buggers!!! Quote
Big Pete® Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Enjoy the last little bit of silence you have cos when that little bundle of shit/puke/and snot monster comes your gonna wish you could put it back where it came from,lol. This motherfucker is probably the realest guy on this forum. Dont ever go full g-unit again brotch! Quote
Aero Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Don't sell the kid on eBay, it won't end well. I know a guy on the black market... And no, he himself isn't black! Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Don't sell the kid on eBay, it won't end well. I know a guy on the black market... And no, he himself isn't black! RACIST MOFO Quote
D-Driller Posted February 25, 2015 Author Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) Lmfao Edited February 25, 2015 by D-Driller Quote
fufu ÷ Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 call it fufu. it's the perfect name for either sex. Quote
Big Pete® Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 call it fufu. it's the perfect name for either sex. If you want it to get bullied to fuck at school. Quote
bravebird31 Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 On a serious note, just take it one day at a time. It's awesome thing being a dad but they growup faster than you think. Quote
mrjordanreece87 Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 It will all come natual my man as soon as the babys here your natual instincs will jump in... It is very scary at first but it all turns out well in the end as long as your patient with the lil one then you'll be fine man i got 4 aged 1-10... Babys are easy wait till they're 10!!! Lol good luck to you and the lady and congrats!! Quote
jitz Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 I'm no dad, but my tip would be to not take parental advice from a bunch of kids on a wrestling video game forum. Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 I'm no dad, but my tip would be to not take parental advice from a bunch of kids on a wrestling video game forum. could be worse, he could be asking for romantic advice Quote
mrjordanreece87 Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 I'm no dad, but my tip would be to not take parental advice from a bunch of kids on a wrestling video game forum. The question is directed at 'DADS' not 'KIDS' lol Quote
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