fufu ÷ Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) *These tales are based on real life events, and does contain some rather graphic wording and imagery* STORY ONE Last night, I was lying in bed, scrolling through Twitter as I normally do just before bed, when I saw somebody mention Kik (it's a messaging app). Almost seconds after they had posted, they received a favourite from a dude who's photo was his own dick. Naturally, my interest was peaked, and this is where our story truly begins... Curious as to how easily I could get a response, I posted the innocent tweet of "show me diks on kik". It didn't take long to get some replies: After gleefully giving out my newly registered Kik username, I was greeted by a charming young man named James. James was obviously intrigued by my natural charm, and he was very keen to see the goddess he was chatting to. So much so that he was very eager to show himself - from different angles. Now if there's one way to keep a guy eager to impress, it's to critique his dick. So I gave my honest opinion, knowing that it would spur him on to greater things. In this case, it was to show his wild and passionate imagination. James was indeed an imaginative fellow. It's clear that his silver tongue had conquered a thousand women in his time. He was very open to the idea of playing with my butt. Something that could bring great joy to many people. Now at this point I was desperately looking for a certain picture that I had taken previously, which I wanted to use to woo young James. I had to buy some time, so I encouraged him to talk some more. On and on he went, his charm exuding from him with every character. At last, I was ready to show him my beauty. A lovely photo, in my opinion. One that a few of you may have seen before. James certainly liked it. He wanted more. My booty was ready, and James had truly earned it. I was all too happy to oblige and make his night. Sadly, James didn't reply after that. I fear his wifi may have been cut off, or he had run out of data - there can be no other explanation. It was a shame, but we shared a magical conversation with each other. One we will both cherish for a long time, and one that I wanted to share with you all. STORY TWO: Yesterday afternoon on Kik... After my first foray into Kikfishing, I was still getting people adding me. So on a particularly dull Wednesday afternoon, I decided to pursue a further haul of booty. Enter David. Now i'll give David his due, it took him almost 3 minutes to ask for a picture. By Kik standards this would probably put his manners in between the Duke Of Edinburgh or Princess Diana's tombstone. A promising start from the young David. As David was all too keen to show himself, I decided to use the indifferent approach, which led to David showing me his shorts and hairy stomach. Again David as what I wanted to see, again I gave no clear answer, only increasing his lust to impress me. This time he showed me his starry underwear. Ooh la la. I decided to play the innocent young girl route here. This would help fuel his fantasy. Next, David sent me a photo of his erect cock, covered by his underwear. He then asked me a rather bizarre request to see my belly. And this is where I personally feel the story gets interesting. Right now i'll show you a little behind the scenes footage. As many of you know, i'm a fairly hairy young stud, so showing my belly would blow my cover instantly. 'Brb my cat is being stupid' was actually a cunning plan to buy me time to run to the bathroom and do this... This was a huge success, as David was so enthralled by my smooth, feminine body, that he got his balls out for me. All though you cant see them, i'll describe them as 'shaven and just a bit crinkled'. Naturally I asked him the question everyone would ask in this situation. He replied by enquiring about my own private parts. So David wanted more. He thought I was "beutifull", so hey, why not show him a bit of bush? David was grateful. My sensual body and feminine shave had really got to him. He was horny and aroused by me. So much so that he showed me his helmet, which by the way, was as ugly and stubby as they come. At this point I was absolutely disgusted, but I powered through. Our Davey boy then asked me to show him my tits. I hadn't shaved my chest, so there was no way I could fake this one. Instead I decided to simply say I had none, though that did not seem to dissuade him. David tried to comfort me, telling me his dick was not big (no shit, i'd already seen the stubby little sprout). But he still complimented my hot body. At this point, I decided to load up the shot gun and give him both barrels. Anticipating my perfect Asian body, David waited. Ready to pounce. He was not just ready, he was "born ready". David took it well. In fact he told me some rather nice things. Also some rather disturbing things. As he was a good sport, I decided to keep talking to him. This is the one I really liked. I guess our David had a little something more than just innocent Korean girls on his mind. At least he took it well. Thank you for finding me hot, David. You are not the first. Edited January 29, 2015 by fufu ♡ 5 Quote
Big Pete® Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 "You sure you can handle it" Bwaahaa. Quote
Citoo_HCO69 Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 70 percent or earth is made of water and niggas still thirsty Quote
Big Pete® Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) Too many weird fuckers about. edit: not you citoo. Edited January 28, 2015 by Big Pete® Quote
Citoo_HCO69 Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 woah no need for the racism When I say niggas I mean guys should of word it differently but yeah I don't mean it in any racial way lol Quote
D-Driller Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Lmfao. Fufu is easily the best member here. Who else post's gems like this to make my day? Quote
Aero Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 ...i c balls I regret opening the last picture for this reason Quote
fufu ÷ Posted January 28, 2015 Author Posted January 28, 2015 how close are you zooming in to see nuts? Quote
fufu ÷ Posted January 28, 2015 Author Posted January 28, 2015 I might have another Kik tale for later tonight. Quote
Big Pete® Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 I was just gonna say try another, haha... but young jamesy cant be beaten! Quote
Darth 6am3r Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) You might find others on Kik via Omegle lol. Here's a Kik userid to troll: nikunjw Edited January 28, 2015 by Darth 6am3r Quote
IceShimmer x Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 how close are you zooming in to see nuts? They just shine in the light! Quote
Bob_Van_Dam Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 You need a life then. You must have been a victim of this stuff before, it's ok... it's not your fault. Quote
Big Pete® Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Tutu, how do you add these specimens? Quote
fufu ÷ Posted January 28, 2015 Author Posted January 28, 2015 They add me. All I have to do is put the word 'kik' on twitter and people will come in droves. Quote
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