The Don Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Hello SmackTalks! How are you all doing this morning/afternoon/evening? Quote
fufu ÷ Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Good. I have a big day to look forward to on the morrow. Quote
The Don Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 What does the morrow bring Foos? Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 But without the hate how can I get my hate sex on? Quote
The Don Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 Simple. A bottle of whiskey to angry up the blood, a bottle of lotion and a picture of your exgirlfriend with her current boyfriend. Duh! Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Damn knew I could count on ya for right answer, but does brand of lotion matter? Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 how do I make a girl like like me? Quote
fufu ÷ Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 One has a job interview and gets to wear a suit for a day. Quote
The Don Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 Spyder, no. However make sure it hydrates the skin, perhaps an intensive healing lotion would be best for you. Joey, by doing anything they ask. As soon as a woman knows you'll do whatever she asks of you it's off to the races! Quote
Aero Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 I get to play with a £1m budget tomorrow revamping my store tomorrow (well, initial plans tomorrow) .... Trying to work out how I can fudge the numbers and pocket between £100k-£500k for myself... And tips? Quote
The Don Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you Joey. Aero, I suggest hiring an offshore company named Killumantit Consulting LLC. They'll look at the books, for a plan and revamp everything for a fraction of the other guys while helping you pocket £350k+. Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) Will you be the father figure I've desperately needed? (I'll call you uncle don) Edited January 21, 2015 by ProfJoeyMagnumRyan Quote
The Don Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 I don't know, I'm already Brotch's father figure and Sassy already calls me Uncle Don. Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 But who will finally play catch with me? I asked Fozy but he had intercourse with my father and stole all the silverware Quote
Aero Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you Joey. Aero, I suggest hiring an offshore company named Killumantit Consulting LLC. They'll look at the books, for a plan and revamp everything for a fraction of the other guys while helping you pocket £350k+. Get me their contact details. Quote
The Don Posted January 22, 2015 Author Posted January 22, 2015 You know the bar on the corner of 34th and East Downing Street? The one with the gloryhole? 3AM, be wearing a pair of bicycle shorts, flipflops and a white button down shirt. Quote
Sir Flash™ Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 @Don Went to school for class, to find out it was cancelled. So I hung out with some buddies until 5 p.m. and went to the grocery store to get some yogurt and milk. Now I am on the PS4, pretty standard day... Quote
d-Block Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 What happened to eracing de height m0ts?! I'll be seeing you all in a week, possibly longer because I'm sure this post offends someone. But go me and Lain! Public call out bitches! Also m0ts, I would like concrete reasoning for my suspension. We all know who got all uppity and I would like to discuss it with you as opposed to a suspension out if the blue. Kisses! P.S. Joey, step it up lad. Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 P.S. Joey, step it up lad. Well if you could suggest a father figure be my guest Quote
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