fufu ÷ Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) So clearly somebody has cracked Paul over the head with some object in the pantry - which is why the site is so broken right now -, so who do you think is responsible - and what were their motives? Clues: - There were flipper shaped footprints in the snow in the garden - There was a sack of potatoes left by the back door - There was a Blackburn Rovers shirt covered in brown sauce in the bedroom - There was a 'Dummies Guide To Biology' book found in the kitchen, along with some boyband/weightlifting gloves - There was lipstick mark on the crotch of a pair of trousers lying discarded in the study - There was a 'Frankie Boyle Bumper Book Of Insults' found in the kids playroom - There was a half eaten bratwurst in the garage - There was one empty can of Guinness and 5 untouched cans found in the cellar Who was the murderer, and how was the crime committed? Edited January 7, 2015 by fufu ♡ Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 I jazzed up this topic: So clearly some muthafucka has cracked Pizzle over tha head wit some object up in tha pantry - which is why tha joint is so fucked up right now -, so whoz ass do you be thinkin is responsible - n' what tha fuck was they motives? Clues: - There was flipper shaped footprints up in tha snow up in tha garden - There was a sack of potatoes left by tha back door - There was a Blackburn Rovers hoodie covered up in brown sauce up in tha bedroom - There was a 'Dummies Guide To Biology' book found up in tha kitchen, along wit some boyband/weightliftin gloves - There was lipstick mark on tha crotch of a pair of trousers lyin discarded up in tha study - There was a 'Frankie Boyle Bumper Book Of Insults' found up in tha lil playas playroom - There was a half smoked bratwurst up in tha garage - There was one empty can of Guinnizz n' 5 untouched cans found up in tha cellar Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck was tha murderer, n' how tha fuck was tha crime committed? Quote
fufu ÷ Posted January 7, 2015 Author Posted January 7, 2015 You have far too much time on your hands. Or maybe you just don't have the skills to solve this. I jazzed up this topic: So clearly some muthafucka has cracked Pizzle over tha head wit some object up in tha pantry - which is why tha joint is so fucked up right now -, so whoz ass do you be thinkin is responsible - n' what tha fuck was they motives? Clues: - There was flipper shaped footprints up in tha snow up in tha garden - There was a sack of potatoes left by tha back door - There was a Blackburn Rovers hoodie covered up in brown sauce up in tha bedroom - There was a 'Dummies Guide To Biology' book found up in tha kitchen, along wit some boyband/weightliftin gloves - There was lipstick mark on tha crotch of a pair of trousers lyin discarded up in tha study - There was a 'Frankie Boyle Bumper Book Of Insults' found up in tha lil playas playroom - There was a half smoked bratwurst up in tha garage - There was one empty can of Guinnizz n' 5 untouched cans found up in tha cellar Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck was tha murderer, n' how tha fuck was tha crime committed? Stop trying to throw the scent off you. You're just as much a suspect as everyone else. Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Fuck you. I'm sorry Blackburn are shite but no need to lash out Quote
Big Pete® Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 I seen some dildos by the downstairs loo, hmmm! Quote
Big Pete® Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Just seen a compact in the lounge with white residues inside next to a pair of size 3 slippers... Hmmmm? Quote
fufu ÷ Posted January 7, 2015 Author Posted January 7, 2015 Big Pete has confused the crime scene for his own house. His evidence is related to the crime that is his own childhood. Quote
Big Pete® Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 The guilt is there for all to see fufo, the turd in the shower blew your cover! Quote
Aero Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Wait,fuck solving this mystery... You found my trousers? Sweet! Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 That picture has nothing to do with the crime scene GET OUT Quote
fufu ÷ Posted January 7, 2015 Author Posted January 7, 2015 Wait,fuck solving this mystery... You found my trousers? Sweet! The plot thickens Quote
Codes. Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) Fuck you. I'm sorry Blackburn are shite but no need to lash out Who? I was referring to the gloves thing. I have explained many times they are standard weightlifting gloves which like UFC gloves don't have the fingertips. Edited January 7, 2015 by Codes. Quote
TheBoy Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 But seriously, what happened to the status updates? 1 Quote
Big Pete® Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) Fozys a bell end Edited January 7, 2015 by Big Pete® Quote
Spyder78 Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 But seriously, what happened to the status updates? Forum is in performance mode, gets KO'd temp. till forum is working normal Quote
Penguin Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Fuck you. I'm sorry Blackburn are shite but no need to lash out Who? I was referring to the gloves thing. I have explained many times they are standard weightlifting gloves which like UFC gloves don't have the fingertips. Your Jimmies are quite easily rustled aren't they? Quote
TheBoy Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 But seriously, what happened to the status updates? Forum is in performance mode, gets KO'd temp. till forum is working normal ah right. I hadn't logged in for a while so I don't know whats going on xD Quote
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