My acceptance speach

[fufu ÷]

Since I cleaned up at the ST Slammys, I thought it was only fair for me to give something back to my loyal fans out there in the fumilia. There will be a few thank yous, a few laughs and maybe a few backhanded compliments along the way. This is for you guys. You the real MVPs (after me).

 

Topic/Post of the Year: Last night a dude hit on me on twitter...

 

For this award, I can't truly take all the credit. It was a joint effort, although he wasn't to know it at the time. My boy Shad Faruq hit on me like a true sleeze. He saw the young asian girl in me and tried to exploit me for nudes - it was just a shame that I knew his game. Thank you Shad, and thank you voters.

 

 

Funniest Member of the Year: fufu

 

For this one I cant think of anyone to really thank. It was all me. I'm just that fuffing funny. But regardless thank you voters.

 

 

Best Looking Member of the Year: fufu

 

For this one, I think everyone knew it was coming. I mean it doesn't take a genius to see it. I have the hottest bae. The most fans. The female members falling at my feet. This time, I really have to thank God. When he sent me back down to earth for the third coming, damn did he nail the looks on Jesus 3.0. He really did a great job on me. This one's for you poppa, although everyone knows that I am actually God, so way to go me. 

 

Member of the Year: fufu

 

This one is the big dong. The one I really deserved. Not only do I make the best topics. I make the best status updates. I make bad topics into top, top topics. I do everything perfectly, and I treat everyone how they should be treated. I'm a paragon of virtue. An Oracle to my people. Truly, the member you all need, but perhaps do not deserve. I'm generous, i'm funny, i'm handsome, i'm charming. You really could not ask for more in YOUR member of the year. Also special shout out to Sassy. She is the wind beneath my angels wings.

 

 

Merry, merry christmas.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

no love for the Kool Kidz? 

[fufu ÷]

KKK was a means to an ends, and nothing more.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

we were 4life though! 

[AlterNation]

u still suk tho m8

[SassySlothh]

love you fufu you deserved everything you got

[Big Pete®]

Pahahaha!

[fufu ÷]

love you fufu you deserved everything you got

 

i do, but u r still my lucky break inlyf