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Only thing I remember about that party was we threw tamer out and he quit.

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look at mr lies here you weren't even there nor invited

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That don't mean shit when it comes to knowing what happened. Just cause I wasn't invited don't mean I wasn't near by

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no that was FrickinAwesome you were grinding up against 

Really? I thought that was Fufu.

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Hoes on my dick cause I look like Madonna
Hoes on my dick cause I always got the cheddar
Hoes on my dick cause I'm their baby-father
Hoes on my dick cause I make her fuck em proper
Hoes on my dick cause I'm based and astounding
Hoes on my dick every time that I'm rhyming
Hoes on my dick, I be smoking purple
Hoes on my dick and I think I'm Steve Urkel
Hoes on my dick cause I'm a Ninja Turtle
Hoes on my dick cause I get em wet like Turtle
Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one
Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one
Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one
I don't really know what the fuck this is about..

Edited by fufu ♡
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Hoes on my dick cause I look like Madonna

Hoes on my dick cause I always got the cheddar

Hoes on my dick cause I'm their baby-father

Hoes on my dick cause I make her fuck em proper

Hoes on my dick cause I'm based and astounding

Hoes on my dick every time that I'm rhyming

Hoes on my dick, I be smoking purple

Hoes on my dick and I think I'm Steve Urkel

Hoes on my dick cause I'm a Ninja Turtle

Hoes on my dick cause I get em wet like Turtle

Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one

Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one

Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one

I don't really know what the fuck this is about..

this is the post of the year

Posted

I've finally realized why people like fufu.

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fufu: dough made from boiled and ground plantain or cassava, used as a staple food in parts of western and central Africa.

Posted

sorry to be off topic but Ollie ur avy is so fucking hot

Posted

sorry to be off topic but Ollie ur avy is so fucking hot

Half this damn topics been off topic.
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sorry to be off topic but Ollie ur avy is so fucking hot

 

Thank you babe <3

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Beardy and Aisha I apologize for the bullshit plaguing this thread.

Edited by Yin Yang Sold Out
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It's the host's fault for hosting such an unentertaining ceremony that I had to come in and save it YET AGAIN.

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It's the host's fault for hosting such an unentertaining ceremony that I had to come in and save it YET AGAIN.

I don't think that applies for this Topic.

Posted

It applies in every topic. Without me, there is no topic.

Posted

It applies in every topic. Without me, there is no topic.

I would think, without you, there is less off-topic.

Posted

I agree, the Off Topic Section would perish without me. Thank you, Frickin, I appreciate your kind words.

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It applies in every topic. Without me, there is no topic.

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Posted

African Bread Roll...I mean fufu, I would think this forum would be a better place if you weren't here.

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That's because I show you up as the unpopular loser that you are at every turn. Of course you would be against the grain. Adapt or perish fgt.

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I don't adapt to life African Bread Man, I AM the life around you. In darkness there is light. In the light there is darkness. Where there are losers like you there is me. I embody the balance this world needs to survive. So ask yourself this. Does the knowledge of your own death help or hinder your life?

If I told you you would die in a car accident tonight, would you still drive home? If the end of the world was here, would you waste your breath running or would you accept it? The truth is in front of us all, but only the brave have the guts to open our eyes and see it.

Edited by Yin Yang Sold Out
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Hey guys...whats goi....

 

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All control is lost, might as well make a new Topic.

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