The 2014 Smacktalks Forum Slammy Awards [VOTE NOW!]

[fufu ÷]

So if I sent you a PM full of nudes you wouldn't open it?

[The Don]

Use the ballot boxes located in the community centre of your town

*gloryholes

[jitz]

It would depend who the nudes are. Grainy Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy nudes from the 90's probably won't cut it. That being said, you're talking to the guy who sat through Spring Breakers just to see Selena Gomez in a bikini. So it wouldn't take too much to break me.

[fufu ÷]

what about my nudes?

[Ollie™]

what about my nudes?

Everyone has them by now, I posted them ages ago.

[fufu ÷]

Not my newdes.

[Sunny]

It would depend who the nudes are. Grainy Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy nudes from the 90's probably won't cut it. That being said, you're talking to the guy who sat through Spring Breakers just to see Selena Gomez in a bikini. So it wouldn't take too much to break me.

Glad I wasn't the only one.

For Brotch:

18+

[DrJoeyMagnum]

What time tomorrow are the results going to be announced?

[Sunny]

It will at least take me a few more days to figure out how voting works with these restrictions, rules, and regulations. Kinda reminded me of this.

You're telling me they're posted tomorrow?! If I had known about this a bit longer, I would have personally taken a day off work and dedicate my time to a campaign which catered to the undecided tally like the illustrious KLK, and Bulletclub members, in addition to the Jeffs and Loo the Bosses of the forum. Those guys are prone to breaking easily and I can bargain up pretty much anything to their heart's content to not vote for Fu.

Except Fu's whoring of 'teh nudes' is a brilliant manipulation tactic. Someone forward me that shit. I'm always out of the loop on these things and it just might be enough to put an end to the speculation on his/her gender once and for all.

For Brotch:

nicht genug Zeit,

Edited December 23, 2014 by Sunny

[Fozy]

Can we just give Jeff all the good awards, and then delete my post saying so and then watch him react? I can almost guarantee he'd take a genuine appreciation of it while making comments about how I'm a dick and I should butt out as he wasn't talking to me.

 

I literally think this is the best option, for everyone.

[Sunny]

Besides, not giving him at least one award would make us the assholes. I don't want to be pointed the finger towards in regards to someone developing PTSD. Especially not this close to Christmas.

Whoever is regulating the posts can delete this post after the award is given as well. Is it too late for nominations? I vote him Member of the Year.

In what regards? We'll just leave that "________.

For Brotch:

wo bist du?

[Fozy]

He really does need to be member of the year. I don't know how these awards could go any better any other way.

[SassySlothh]

if i win newcomer of the year i will post bikini pics

[FrickinAwesome]

if i win newcomer of the year i will post bikini pics

A little late to be trying to bribe the voters, don't you think?

[SassySlothh]

only bc i know i won't win lol

[fufu ÷]

I still get them anyway though

[SassySlothh]

yes you do

[fufu ÷]

I love christmas

[The Don]

*insert something here about fufu being the gay friend and/or sassy's penis*

[DrJoeyMagnum]

WHEN ARE WE FINDING OUT THE RESULTS!!!!!!

[fufu ÷]

Not long until I have a whole range of gold statues to stick up my ass.

[EnigmaticArtist]

*Ballot box stuffed.*

[Beardy]

WHEN ARE WE FINDING OUT THE RESULTS!!!!!!

I don't know. Whenever I'm not busy and have time to tally everything up. I suggested Christmas day for a reason, I'm busy all day today. So, it's probably not going to be until later tonight. I'll see what I can do.

[fufu ÷]

Beardy has a busy day of whacking it to make up for those that he'll miss tomorrow.

[delete]

 

WHEN ARE WE FINDING OUT THE RESULTS!!!!!!

I don't know. Whenever I'm not busy and have time to tally everything up. I suggested Christmas day for a reason, I'm busy all day today. So, it's probably not going to be until later tonight. I'll see what I can do.

 

I'm not too busy, I can help out if you need any at all?