fufu ÷ Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 The Kool Kids Klub, or as we are affectionately known, the KKK, have several positions that need filling. As a fast growing multinational group, it is in our interests to find the hottest young talent to improve our already outstanding organisation. If you would like to fill any of the following positions, please apply below with a paragraph describing what you can bring to the desired role. Corrupt Moderator - We are looking for one, potentially two corrupt officials. These will fulfil the roles of removing any warnings acquired by KKK members, as well as informing us of all goings on in the moderators hidden forum. Female Valet - We are in need of a hot piece of ass to accompany us around the forum. Preferably with decent sized pachangas and a firm rear end. Must be over 16. Heel Commentator - This person will follow us around, backing up our actions in general forum activities with witty comments or blatantly heel statements. May also be required to hand over weapons or nudes on request. Fall Guy - It's all your fault. Everything falls on you, should things go tits up, however you will be treated like a king for doing so by KKK members. Full access to the KKK nude bank. Quote
Aero Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 Nobody wants to fill your position after that last pic you posted .. Lolz, roflcopters and other "hilarious" acronyms Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 Must available for general mischief Quote
fufu ÷ Posted November 25, 2014 Author Posted November 25, 2014 Succesful applicants will be given a KKK bar with a quote from one of our celebrity friends. Quote
Shattered! Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 Hmmm, full access to nudes? FALL GUY Quote
Big Pete® Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) Hmmm, full access to nudes? FALL GUYJust a taster... You'll also receive a celeb contact and the digits of all members celeb homies. Edited November 25, 2014 by Big Pete® Quote
Big Pete® Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 Some of our celeb contacts... http://cdn.indiewire.com/dims4/INDIEWIRE/6fa5cab/2147483647/crop/737x518%2B0%2B77/resize/680x478/quality/75/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fd1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net%2F11%2F5e%2F8a3230834efb9d474860cd5fe477%2Fblack-jesus.jpg Quote
Big Pete® Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLXmN6r0CT0&app=desktop&persist_app=1&gl=GB&client=mv-google&hl=en-GB Quote
DrJoeyMagnum Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) please apply below with a paragraph describing what you can bring to the desired role. Edited November 25, 2014 by DrJoeyMagnumRyan Quote
Big Pete® Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) WOW, Celebs can't get enough of our swag, guess who's just been in contact? Yep, that's correct! Edited November 25, 2014 by Big Pete® Quote
Spyder78 Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) McLeod should be default fall bitch no questions asked Edited November 25, 2014 by Spyder78 Quote
Beardy Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 I'll be female valet. I think I'm most qualified for the position and have everything that's required. Ain't no one here that's got a firmer rear than Bear...dy. SO CHOOSE ME! Quote
Spyder78 Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 I KNEW IT.. HE WAS A BEARDED LADY ALL THIS TIME! Quote
Big Pete® Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 All applicants will be reviewed by the grand chiefs and a vote will take place, if succesful you will be notified by pigeon of our decision. Quote
HarlotEffect Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 McLeod should be default fall bitch no questions asked I was gonna vote myself, but I'm too legit. Quote
Big Pete® Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 McLeod should be default fall bitch no questions asked I was gonna vote myself, but I'm too legit. We dont accept perverts. Quote
Spyder78 Posted November 25, 2014 Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) McLeod should be default fall bitch no questions asked I was gonna vote myself, but I'm too legit. Edited November 25, 2014 by Spyder78 Quote
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