Make an exuberant movie plot about the member above you

[fufu ÷]

Meant to make this ages ago but I forgot. Think of yourself as the voiceover guy in a movie trailer. What goes on in the movie if it was about the person above you?

 

Extra points for how absurd you can get it while keeping to things you know about the member.

 

 

Examples

 

About Big Pete

 

 

the story of a plucky young englasian who wanted to be the best boxer in the north after the cotton mines shut down and put him out of a job, only to suffer a freak church related accident that put pay to his dream. now peter ling xiao is out for revenge and to conquer his demons, and this time, its oriental. peter ling xiao stars as peter ling ciao in Big Pete And The Aggressive Minister's Wandering Hands: Part One.

 

 

About JoeyMagnumRyan

 

 

young Joseph was a strange child. the other kids teased him and called him names. but after his father loses his job in the potato mines and can no longer pay for grandpa's meds, his life would change. When grandpa mistakenly gifts Joseph with his trusty Magnum pistol, Joseph O'Guiness realises that power is finally his and it's time to teach those other kids a brutal lesson! Joseph O'Ryan is Joseph O'Guiness in Grampa's Magnum. Rated U.

 

[Codes.]

The story of an English man desiring to be a 12 year old Korean K-Pop singer. 

Edited November 3, 2014 by Cash.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

A very brief trailer then eh Cash?

 

From the director of Shit and Awful Summer Movie comes his masterpiece, Up His Own Hole

Follow the descent into madness of Cash, a once brilliant toilet flusher with a heart of gold but when he got in the way of the wrong man his life changed forever. Now he must cure cancer and find people who find fault with his school work or the love of life will die.

STARING:

Dolph Lundgren as Cash

Michael Madsen as Fozy

and introducing Chris Tucker as Angel

Edited November 3, 2014 by JoeyMagnumRyan™®©

[Codes.]

A very brief trailer then eh Cash?

It's an indie film. There wasn't a big budget for it. A lot of cardboard props and such. 

Edited November 3, 2014 by Cash.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

no title or anything poor show

[FrickinAwesome]

This just seems like a way to cleverly insult somebody, whilst still being on topic.

[fufu ÷]

This topic isn't about insulting people. I know you have no concept of humour, but just try not to be a whiner and don't spoil everyone else's fun in here. Be considerate. If you aint gonna join in, don't clog up the thread.

 

 

 

FrickinAwesome was a lonely child. His ADHD and assburgers made him quite the rude little boy. With no sense of humour and no semblance of intelligence, it looked as though he was doomed to be alone for the rest of his days, until one fateful day... when this loser finally embraces his lord and saviour fufu, his world lights up and he stops being the whiny, picky little weiner that he had been for so long, and discovers the true meaning of christmas. FrickinAwesome stars in The Day I sucked fufu's Balls. Rated A, for Assburgers. 

Edited November 3, 2014 by fufu ♡

[MetalDaetlaev™]

A story so emotional and senseless at the same time. A Hollywood Blockbuster. Forbidden in 20 countries including North Korea:

 

"Breakfast at Fufu's"

 

Witness the story of an english man in his 20's, finding out he's an asian transexual called Fufu. Soon he discovers his love for Alan Carr and his son MetalDaetlaev. After the marriage to both of them, he travels to South Korea and dies in peace.

 

Rated S for Senseless

Edited November 3, 2014 by MetalDaetlaev™

[DrJoeyMagnum]

nice spoilers JEEZ

 

In the year 1999 the world has been taken over by Easter bunnies from hell. Now witness the story of John MetalDaetlaev the last of his kind, fight for his freedom 

Bunny Honey 666

Rated A for Anal

[BrotchMrToast]

A young boy named Joey watched paint dry for nearly his whole life. Upon the end of his life, he decided to post on the very popular website Smacktalks, in a similarly boring fashion. Folloe him on his journey to overcome his demons and become the beloved "JoeySnickersGosling*`¤" we all know and love.

Rated F for fuck all of you.

Coming this Summer

[Ollie™]

Utterly riveting. 

 

One brave Brotch, one brave Toast. Watch as two worlds collide as Mr. Brotch Macdaddy enters the world of wholegrain and fibre as he battles his greatest demon, white.. toast. He must defeat all the odds on his quest to a painless stall. Can he do it? Or will the odds be against him in this crunchy, soggy, tale of woe, desperation and creamy yellow substances.

 

Rated  F for futile.

 

Coming to a cinema near you in 1987.

Edited November 3, 2014 by NERDGFX

[FrickinAwesome]

This topic isn't about insulting people. I know you have no concept of humour, but just try not to be a whiner and don't spoil everyone else's fun in here. Be considerate. If you aint gonna join in, don't clog up the thread.

 

 

 

FrickinAwesome was a lonely child. His ADHD and assburgers made him quite the rude little boy. With no sense of humour and no semblance of intelligence, it looked as though he was doomed to be alone for the rest of his days, until one fateful day... when this loser finally embraces his lord and saviour fufu, his world lights up and he stops being the whiny, picky little weiner that he had been for so long, and discovers the true meaning of christmas. FrickinAwesome stars in The Day I sucked fufu's Balls. Rated A, for Assburgers. 

I have a big sense of humor, but like The Don, I don't find you funny.

 

 

"This is the story of a man-child named Fufu, who has lived his life with a mental disorder, that leads him to think he is godly Korean woman. But, when Fufu wanders into the wrong side of town with his nonsensical disorder, he will soon learn that he is not so godly after all. Park Jae-sang stars as Fufu in Wrong Place, Wrong Time, MotherF*cker. Rated R, for Retard."

[Ollie™]

uuhh, u loose coz u didnt follow le rulez

[fufu ÷]

 

This topic isn't about insulting people. I know you have no concept of humour, but just try not to be a whiner and don't spoil everyone else's fun in here. Be considerate. If you aint gonna join in, don't clog up the thread.

 

 

 

FrickinAwesome was a lonely child. His ADHD and assburgers made him quite the rude little boy. With no sense of humour and no semblance of intelligence, it looked as though he was doomed to be alone for the rest of his days, until one fateful day... when this loser finally embraces his lord and saviour fufu, his world lights up and he stops being the whiny, picky little weiner that he had been for so long, and discovers the true meaning of christmas. FrickinAwesome stars in The Day I sucked fufu's Balls. Rated A, for Assburgers. 

I have a big sense of humor, but like The Don, I don't find you funny.

 

 

"This is the story of a man-child named Fufu, who has lived his life with a mental disorder, that leads him to think he is godly Korean woman. But, when Fufu wanders into the wrong side of town with his nonsensical disorder, he will soon learn that he is not so godly after all. Park Jae-sang stars as Fufu in Wrong Place, Wrong Time, MotherF*cker. Rated R, for Retard."

 

Don loves me tho, also you broke the rules again, dumpling.

[BrotchMrToast]

Fufu, a korean transsexual woman, tries her... (I mean his...her...whatever) best to overcome the odds and finally shut all those people up calling her "not funny".

Watch, as we re-do a joke that has been done over a dozen times by people who think they're funny, and anticipate the end of this movie, where all people either stop going off topic or die a horrible death.

STARRING:

Liu Xiaoqing as Fufu

Don Rickles as The Don

The CGI team that created Gollum in the original LotR trilogy for FrickinAwesome

AND

Ryan Gosling for BrotchMrToast

[McLeod]

He lost his son, he lost his wife, but now he's got the power. Brotch; the obsessed cop on a mission for revenge. He's got a month before retirement and he plans to go out with a bang. The man who took away his family is now going to get an ass whopping in...

 

A Toast For Revenge

 

Starring Mel Gibson as BrotchMrToast

 

COMING TO A BUDGET CINEMA IN WISCONSIN NEAR YOU!

 

RATED E FOR EXCESSIVE MODERATING

Edited November 3, 2014 by McLeod

[fufu ÷]

In a world turned upside down, one boy is faced with the monumental task of finding the one man who can fix it. Starring 'the dwarf from Game Of Thrones' as Jimmy McLeod, Samuel L Jackson as his talking dog, Pooch and James Gandalfini as Colonel Sanders. There is only one recipe to right this disaster. Rated as "Finger lickin' good" by IMDB, get your napkins ready for 'McLeod And The Quest For The Colonel's Nuggets'.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Witness the epic story of Professor Al Fufu as he battles such tasks as going to the shops, making a cup and worst of all battling a visit from the in-laws 

Ass Man 3

Staring:

Denzel Washington as Al Fufu

Lindsay Lohan as SassySloth

and introducing Mel Gibson as Big Pete

Rated P for Potty 

[fufu ÷]

One Night In Joey: XXX

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Double Justice

 

One's a baby and the other is a recovering sex addict, 

While on a trip to New York to give evidence against the New York mob,

Captain John Fufu discovers a baby with a dark past 

Now with the Mob after him and the baby he loves there's only one man you can save him

Handsome Joey "The Magnum" Ryan

 

Starring:

Tommy Wiseau as John Fufu

Greg Sestero as Baby Pete

and Matthew McConaughey as The Magnum

 

Rated A for Awful 

[Big Pete®]

Number Games

A dyslexic child with a checkered past is brought before the courts for benefit fraud, only to be bailed out by his gay attourney for sexual favours... watch how this story turn from anguish to ecstacy in a game of chance!

Starring george best as joseph the cabbage

Ken Dodd as Attourney Clive fufu

and Kevin bacon as fozy

rated Q for queer

[Yin Yang Bought In]

Big Guy in Little Bronx

From the producers of such hits as "Yin Yang Goes to Summer Camp" and "The Adventures of Fufu and Sloth" and it's disappointing sequel "Fufu and Sloth vs Scotty Flamingo". This Fall watch as Big Pete struggles to find his true lover in this RomCom/Slasher crossover.

After Detroit's richest couple's drug ring falls apart. Their only hope lies in their son Big Pete to bring them back to power. Armed with only a 40 of Malt Liquor and a Glock, watch in horror and excitement as Pete goes to The Bronx to meet with famed drug lord Big Worm.

But when Pete meets a woman named Lesuanda, Pete can't decide what his true love is, Drugs or this woman. He decides to go on a killing spree out of anger and love. Watch in horror as Chris Tucker and Ice Cube reprise their roles in "Friday" to help Pete with the score of his life.

Starring:

Katt Williams as Big Pete

and

Oprah Winfrey as Lesuanda

[Big Pete®]

Robot wars

Watch how a fat kid turn his life around in this tale of romance and buggery,

yung ying is a kid down on his luck with the ladies so decides to build a robot for company and sexual relations, in his rush to create the machine of his dreams he hires a robotics geek to help out...

'kevin fufu' was known in the k-pop circles for his flamboyant gay personality and quick hands, the two form a bond never seen before and decide to both become robots, after building shitty robot suits from cardboard they both realise their lust for one another.

Join them on the road to glory as the two embark on a quest for gold at the robot wars final, only to be found out as gay lovers disguise as machines.

Starring Brett Kelly as 'yung ying'

and Kim Ji-hoo as kevin fufu

Rated S for shit.

[Yin Yang Bought In]

So it's basically Real Steel?

[Big Pete®]

The fucks that?