Aero Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 "Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US President whose name contains all the letters from the word "0." William Jefferson Clinton is the 2nd." Yeah, its early, I got nothing! Quote
Roman Reigns Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 I've been abusing my son ever since we brought him home from the hospital. I always wanted a girl, but now we're expecting a little girl in 6 weeks. It's going to be fun. Quote
The Don Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 I know what you're thinking You're thinking, "This is a post" Well I guess I'll just have to show you Exactly where you are WRONG! Why aren't you reading the cheese? Why aren't you feeling the ham? If you don't listen you'll miss it You don't understand? I will explain it all once I can explain it all twice To make it clear to your brain Until you've taken a bite It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you wait It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesome It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR! Quote
Penguin Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 I've been abusing my son ever since we brought him home from the hospital. I always wanted a girl, but now we're expecting a little girl in 6 weeks. It's going to be fun. You're not the real Reigns he already has a daughter... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNGZo5gn_tc Quote
Paul.™ Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 I just have to congratualate fufu. You have the most creative tags ever to date in history...I think there should be a award for that...or and by the way...if you did plow Olivia, you're my kind of Asain lover. Quote
McLeod Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 Here's something outrageous, Paul still can't spell congratulations correctly. Quote
Codes. Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 A friend saw a monkey stick a frog on its dick and he did the same and it ended up being a poisonous dart frog so now he doesn't have a dick did I mention he is dead? Quote
Spyder78 Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 I love moving blind peoples furniture around and watching them stumble and fall while yelling "What the fuck" Quote
The Outsider Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 (edited) When Mcleod sent me your ass pic I fell in love. Edited November 2, 2014 by The Outsider Quote
Aero Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 A friend saw a monkey stick a frog on its dick and he did the same and it ended up being a poisonous dart frog so now he doesn't have a dick did I mention he is dead? There's a type of toad that, if you lick it, your tongue grows black hair for like 3 weeks... That'd be fucking gross Quote
BrokenDreams23 Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 A friend saw a monkey stick a frog on its dick and he did the same and it ended up being a poisonous dart frog so now he doesn't have a dick did I mention he is dead? There's a type of toad that, if you lick it, your tongue grows black hair for like 3 weeks... That'd be fucking gross So what if you touched it with your dick, then would your dick go hairy? lol. Quote
Aero Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Haha no idea, try it...I'd guess no though Quote
Spyder78 Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 A friend saw a monkey stick a frog on its dick and he did the same and it ended up being a poisonous dart frog so now he doesn't have a dick did I mention he is dead? There's a type of toad that, if you lick it, your tongue grows black hair for like 3 weeks... That'd be fucking gross So what if you touched it with your dick, then would your dick go hairy? lol. Yup you'd grow in a Bin Laden type beard down there fo' shizzle Quote
TheBirdSolution Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 There's no greater kick in life than walking into an old people's home and slapping Alzhiemer's patients. They're too old to fight back, and they can't even remember you slapped them. shutupdon'tjudgemeifeltleftoutokay??? Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 (edited) ^Birdie! Edited November 2, 2014 by BrotchMrToast Quote
Spyder78 Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 There's no greater kick in life than walking into an old people's home and slapping Alzhiemer's patients. They're too old to fight back, and they can't even remember you slapped them. shutupdon'tjudgemeifeltleftoutokay??? Love it xD Quote
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