Fuck. Marry. Kill.

[Penguin]

#HiPenguin continues to reign. <3

Tough one..

Fuck Codes, it was the catchphrase of our mutiny and I still got barbed wire lube around..

Marry Jeffrey, I don't wanna be married to Mizalike and at least I don't need to have sex with him seeing as no married couples do. Though HiP > all

Kill Mizalike, at least it's easy to fool him to make the job easier.

 

King Beardy, GameElite or Joey.

 

[HiPcavallo]

I'd definitely marry King Beardy, that just goes without saying <3

Now this is a tough one. I mean, it really does depend a lot on who GameElite is at the time. Like that time he was Dash Wilder, I'm not into fisting so that's a definite kill. But, that time he was Chris Jericho. How could I pass up the dick of Jericho?

But I guess as of right now, GameElite doesn't even have a character, and likely no personality either. I think I'd prefer to fuck Joey over a dead fish, so I'll fuck Joey and kill GameElite.

The corpse of Laura Palmer, a dancing midget, and a tree.

Bear in mind you can't kill a corpse.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Fuck the Midget, Marry the tree and kill Laura Palmer 

Hitler, Trump, Penguin

[HiPcavallo]

I thought I stipulated that Laura was already dead!

Fuck Trump to death, marry Penguin, and... let Hitler go free?

Jericurl, Gift of Jericho, and Chris Jericho

Edited August 4, 2017 by HiPcavallo

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Fuck @WallsOfJericurl

Kill Gift of Jericho

and Marry Chris Jericho

Me, a dead body, a sandwhich 

[Steenalizer]

Fuck Joey

Marry a sandwich

Kill a dead body...? 

 

Chris Benoit, Jimmy Snuka, Kevin Sullivan

Edited August 4, 2017 by Steenalizer

[deadjulian]

Fuck Sullivan, he's probably into some satanic shit

Marry Snuka, I feel like he would be a kind guy till he stabs me

Kill Benoit, i can blame sullivan 

 

Micheal Cole, Vince Russo, Abdullah the butcher

[LordJustice17]

Face Fuck Michael Cole (at least if his mouth is full I don't have to listen to him).
Marry Abby (because I don't want to fuck him and his Hep C).
Kill Vince Russo (obviously bro PS: Can I go back in time before he killed WCW?)


Jim Cornette, Paul Heyman, Eric Bischoff

[jakeypearce]

Fuck Heyman because I want to hear his walrus noises. Marry Cornette because I want to. Kill Bischoff so I can steal his loot.

The Rock, The Rock, The Rock.

[Steenalizer]

Fuck Dwayne Johnson

Marry The Rock

Kill Rocky Maivia

 

Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers

[GameElite™]

2 hours ago, Steenalizer said:

Fuck Dwayne Johnson

Marry The Rock

Kill Rocky Maivia

 

Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers

Fuck Jason Vorhees cause he's got a mask on so you don't have to worry about him being ugly

Marry Michael Myers cause he never dies.

Kill Freddy Krueger cause he's far too old. 

[Steenalizer]

33 minutes ago, GameElite™ said:

Fuck Jason Vorhees cause he's got a mask on so you don't have to worry about him being ugly

Marry Michael Myers cause he never dies.

Kill Freddy Krueger cause he's far too old. 

You forgot to suggest three people!  

[HiPcavallo]

Fucking hell GameElite, you ruined it

[WallsOfJericurl]

The Revival, Teddy Long and Rodney Mack, Shelton Benjamaican and Charlie Haas

[HiPcavallo]

Fuck Shelton Benjamaican and Charlie Haas

Marry the Revival

Kill Teddy Long and Rodney Mack

Feel bad for killing the black guys. #Token'sLifeMatters

Jericurl, fufu, and Penguin

[Beardy]

Fuck the bird. 

Marry the voluptuous fufu.

Kill Jericurl, because I can't handle the curly curls of Jericurl, maaaaaaaan.

Lavar Ball, Lonzo Ball, Lamelo Ball.

[GameElite™]

8 hours ago, HiPcavallo said:

Fucking hell GameElite, you ruined it

11 hours ago, Steenalizer said:

You forgot to suggest three people!  

Bollocks

Fuck Lonzo Ball to feel his bushy hair.

Marry Lavar Ball so I can see that run again

and well kill Lamelo Ball for obvious reasons. 

Bo Dallas, Jinder Mahal and Curtis Axel. 

 

[Beardy]

Fuck Jinder Mahal, so I can feel his large, oiled up 24-inch pythons, brother.

Marry Bo Dallas, because he's inspirational.

Kill Curtis Axel, because he has absolutely no charisma. 

The Bella Twins, The Olsen Twins, The Singh Brothers.

[GameElite™]

18 minutes ago, King Beardy said:

Fuck Jinder Mahal, so I can feel his large, oiled up 24-inch pythons, brother.

Marry Bo Dallas, because he's inspirational.

Kill Curtis Axel, because he has absolutely no charisma. 

The Bella Twins, The Olsen Twins, The Singh Brothers.

Fuck The Olsen Twins cause they're nothing too special.

Marry The Bella Twins cause would be great seeing Nikki's tits everyday.

Kill The Singh Brothers cause they'd probably make mod requests. 

Hideo Itami, John Cena and Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

[HiPcavallo]

Fuck Hideo Itami.

Marry John Cena.

Kill Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Pozzum, GameElite, and CaveWaverider.

[Steenalizer]

Fuck Pozzum

Marry GameElite

Kill Cave Waverider

 

Codes, Mr CIA, 'The Man'

[GameElite™]

Fuck Mr CIA

Marry The Man

Kill Codes

Eri, HiP, Pozzum

[Steenalizer]

Fuck Pozzum (again?)

Marry HiP

Kill Eri

 

Penguin, Steenalizer, Joey

[GameElite™]

Fuck Joey

Marry Steenalizer

Kill Penguin

Tekken, Bannockburn, Smacktalks

[deadjulian]

Fuck Smacktalks

Marry Bannock

Kill Tekken (sorry mate lol)

AlcLegacy, Lordjustice, Eri619