Fuck. Marry. Kill.

[Big Pete®]

She would maul you!

[fufu ÷]

I think you've lost sight of the topic here.

 

Marry Cat, Fuck Liz, Kill Germaine

 

 

Lets do it with fictional characters:

 

Santa, The Easter Bunny, Cher

[P1_Ar97]

Fuck AJ 

Marrry Paige

Kill Emma 

[Johmeister]

Kill fufu,

Kill fufu,

Kill fufu,

 

(Also who would marry Megan?)

 

AJ Lee, Paige, Eva Marie

Kill AJ

Fuck Paige

Marry Eva

[armoney]

Fuck:CM Punk

Marry:Edge

Kill:The Miz

[delete]

I don't think people understand how this game works, you answer the three you're given and then you give three for another user below.

 

Jennifer Lawrence, Zooey Deschanel, Naomi Campbell.

[HardySlipknot]

Fuck Jennifer, mary Zooey and kill Naomi

Jim Carrey, The Undertaker and Linda McMahon

[HiPcavallo]

Fuck The Undertaker. Would be the hottest sex ever if he cosplayed as Rainbow Dash!

The other two I could honestly go either way, to be honest it depends on who I stand to make more money off of following either death or divorce.

Mizalike, Jeff, and Codes.

[Ctaylor416]

Fuck- Alexis Bliss cuz she has a nice are.

Marry-  Trish Stratus b/c she's perfect.

Kill- Chyna cuz I always thought she was a man.

[HiPcavallo]

That's not how the game works. Your choices weren't Alexa Bliss, Trish Stratus, and Chyna. They were Mizalike, Jeff, and Codes. And you didn't even leave three names for the next person so the game has been ruined for everyone else. Not cool man, not cool.

@Penguin you need to ban this guy unless he fucks Jeff, marries Mizalike, and brutally murders Codes.

Edited June 27, 2017 by HiPcavallo

[Penguin]

..I think he already has been banned, if not we probably won't see him again.

[HiPcavallo]

..I know that's what I asked for, but getting it like this is very disappointing. Although based on his one post I have to assume that he was a deranged feminist, determined to kill all men, and men like entity's. Not to mention the sick fuck basically confessed to having a desire to ass rape Alexa Bliss. So I guess this is probably for the best ;_;

Edited June 27, 2017 by HiPcavallo

[RawisCain]

Fuck- The Miz

Marry- Cody

Kill- Jeff

 

Vince Russo, Jeff Jarrett, Stevie Ray

[HiPcavallo]

Stevie Ray obviously has the biggest dick, so I'd fuck him.

Jeff Jarrett is obviously more financially stable, so I'd marry him.

And Vince Russo is Vince Russo, so obviously I'd kill him and get Jim Cornette a front row seat.

Alexa Bliss, Rainbow Dash, Codes.

[LordJustice17]

Alexa is the obvious fuck (although she's also the obvious marry).

I'll marry Rainbow dash (because fucking animals is illegal).

And....sorry @Codes.



Gene Snitsky/Mike Knox/Heidenreich

[Beardy]

Fuck Heidenreich, just because I want to hear him passionately say "HEIDEN-HEIDENREICH-HEIDEN-REICH!" after every thrust. 

Marry Gene Snitsky, so I could get a lifetime of foot massages. I could always use a licking between the toes as well. 

And kill Mike Knox, because he would always cock block the fans during Kelly Kelly's expose.

Big Dick Johnson, Eugene, Festus.

[Penguin]

Fuck Big Dick Johnson, for obvious reasons.

Marry Eugene, may not be the smartest tool in the shed but at least he'll be more loving than the others.

Kill Festus, He's so high on drugs he probably won't feel it anyways.

 

Sex Ferguson, Sexton Hardcastle or Razor Ramon Hard Gay

[HiPcavallo]

Fuck Sex Fergusson, because?

Marry Sexton Hardcastle.

Kill Razor Ramon Hard gay I guess.

Penguin, HiPcavallo, or Steenalizer.

[Beardy]

As much as I wouldn't want to, I would fuck the bird.

I would marry the multi-colored zebra, because he's incredibly charming.

And, unfortunately, I would kill the lovable fat man. I'm sorry, Steen. 

King Beardy, Rainbow Dash, Queen Bliss.

[Steenalizer]

Fuck King Beardy (can't say no to the King )

Marry Queen Bliss (because who wouldn't?!)

Kill Rainbow Dash (it was on accident I swear!)

 

Braun Strowman, Big Show, James Ellsworth

[Beardy]

Fuck Big Show, because he's larger. 

Marry BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN! Because if I fuck him, he will never be finished with me.

Kill James Ellsworth, and hope he is a reborn with a chin.

The Boogeyman, the Godfather, the Great Khali. 

[GameElite™]

Fuck The Great Khali because he's great.

Marry The Godfather because he can bring his hoes.

Kill The Boogeyman to fulfill his wish for more worms.

Tino Sabbatelli, Eugene, The Velveteen Dream.

 

[Beardy]

Fuck Tino, because who wouldn't want a piece of that badonkadonk. 

Marry the Velveteen Dream, because I like his hair.

Kill poor, helpless Eugene. 

Emma, Maryse, Eva Marie.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Fuck Emma, Marry Maryse, Kill Eva

HiP, Steenalizer, Penguin

[HiPcavallo]

Well I know from experience that sex with Steenalizer is great, so I'd definitely fuck him again (although I wouldn't look at him during).

I would marry Penguin, since he's probably the most stable of the three.

And I guess that means I'll have to kill myself.... Fuck. Or maybe I could fuck myself and kill Steenalizer instead?

Jeff, Mizalike, and Codes.

Edited August 4, 2017 by HiPcavallo