Fuck. Marry. Kill.

[Sunny]

Fuck. Marry. Kill.

So, I was rewatching the New Jack Youshoot from 2009 and they got to that segment. I thought I'd make something out of it. Here's the format:
 

Fuck - *insert name here* Reason:
Marry - *insert name here* Reason:
Kill - *insert name here* Reason:

(your three names)

Now, here are the rules though. You CANNOT choose the Paiges, or the AJs, when you're suggesting your names or otherwise it won't be fun. Think outside the box. No typical models or otherwise attractive ladies that you'd bang in a heartbeat. Let's also not venture too far off from the business either. Let's see how everyone's minds are when they're put on the spot. Provide your three names and the next person will answer and so on.

It will help if you include a reason but you don't have to. Now, this is only limited to how they look currently. So you can't say "I'd fuck 2001 Chyna, I'd marry 1990 Missy, etc."

Of course, I'll start it off with the obvious.

Chyna, Nicole Bass, and Missy Hyatt. Edited October 30, 2014 by Sunny

[Sir Flash™]

Okay I like this game:

 

Fuck: Missy Hyatt - No questions shall be asked about this one.

 

Marry: Nicole Bass - I do not know anything personal about her, she seems classy enough, i'd marry.

 

Kill: Chyna - I'd gone head take her through there.

 

Alicia Fox, Jacqueline, Tamina.

Edited October 30, 2014 by Sir Flash™

[EnigmaticArtist]

Okay I like this game:

 

Fuck: Trish Stratus - Did anyone see the mag she was in in the mid 90's? I was a young boy then, she was not an WWE Diva and man did I choke the gecko!

 

Marry: Jacqueline - She is an example of an Black Woman Athlete, with good looks, speaks well and has sex appeal. I would not question it, she is my type.

 

Kill: Tamina - She is a tall glass of water, just look at her. She looks dominant, has the body of an goddess, i'd put her to work. She'd beg to come back for more, then i'd put it down.

You never gave three names.

[Sunny]

Right, but those weren't my suggestions and you didn't suggest your three afterwards.

Edit your post.

You HAVE to start with Chyna, Nicole Bass, and Missy Hyatt.

Then, you can suggest Trish, Tamina, Jacqueline. Although, technically including Trish is exempt.

[Sir Flash™]

Right, but those weren't my suggestions and you didn't suggest your three afterwards.

Edit your post.

You HAVE to start with Chyna, Nicole Bass, and Missy Hyatt.

Then, you can suggest Trish, Tamina, Jacqueline. Although, technically including Trish is exempt.

done!!!

 

 

Okay I like this game:

 

Fuck: Missy Hyatt - No questions shall be asked about this one.

 

Marry: Nicole Bass - I do not know anything personal about her, she seems classy enough, i'd marry.

 

Kill: Chyna - I'd gone head take her through there.

 

Alicia Fox, Jacqueline, Tamina.

[Penguin]

Okay I like this game:

 

Fuck: Missy Hyatt - No questions shall be asked about this one.

 

Marry: Nicole Bass - I do not know anything personal about her, she seems classy enough, i'd marry.

 

Kill: Chyna - I'd gone head take her through there.

 

Alicia Fox, Jacqueline, Tamina.

I think you might wanna rethink that...

[Sir Flash™]

This is her now in 2014 though....

[Penguin]

Actually.....

[Beardy]

Fuck: Jacqueline I don't know why really, I just wouldn't want to marry her.

 

Marry: Alicia Fox She's gorgeous. I'd be proud to have her in my life for as long as I live.

 

Kill: Tamina Only because I'd rather not fuck nor marry her.

 

Jennifer Aniston, Kaley Cuoco, Hilary Clinton

[Sunny]

Not what I had in mind, but okay what the hell?

Okay, I'd kill Kaley Cuoco for sure. Too generic looking. Had a few exes like that in fact.

Now, it's a toss up. Both have name recognition. Jennifer Aniston's like a childhood crush and Hillary Clinton, I mean c'mon.

Dammit!

Fuck - Jennifer Aniston Having her as a one night stand would be better. She has the money, but at the end of the day she's a celebrity. They need to be in the limelight and thrive on making tabloids. I couldn't trust her enough to marry her.

Marry - Hillary Clinton Fuck it. Social stature and just the fact that she has some power. It'd carry through life. Besides, eloping with the wife of a sex symbol himself would look good on my ego, my resumé and would be the headline of the decade.

Now, let's get some cougars in here.

Bull Nakano, Leilani Kai, Bertha Faye

[MetalDaetlaev™]

Gosh, I hate this game

 

Fuck: Leilani Kai - She looked quite gorgeous back in the day and big girls need love too

 

Marry: Bull Nakano - Have you seen how she looks now? Better than the other 2 women.

 

Kill: Bertha Faye - I mean... ew

 

Luna Vachon, Alundra Blayze, Sensational Sherri

[Sunny]

Marry: Bull Nakano - Have you seen how she looks now? Better than the other 2 women.

Luna Vachon, Alundra Blayze, Sensational Sherri

Ding! Ding! Ding! Hit all cylinders on that one. Nakano's a straight up MILF now.

For anyone wondering:

Now, seeing how it's set up, Alundra Blayze is an automatic and it'd be a typical Southern marriage.

Fuck - Alundra Blayze

Marry - Alundra Blayze

Kill - Alundra Blayze

Besides,

Not too shabby today.

But, for all intents and purposes.

Fuck - Sister Sherri because, well,

. I feel like she'd have some untapped desires. God rest her soul.

Marry - Alundra Blayze I always felt she was a strong willed, which is what you need in a life partner.

Kill - Luna Vachon I'll probably go to hell for this, but you're not going to force me to go the Curtis Axel route on that one. She's a sweetheart, but at the end of the day, she'd always be the dominating one.

Sharmell, Jazz, Shaniqua

[SassySlothh]

oo i wanna play

fuck Jazz because i think she probably has a penis

marry Sharmell because she's stunning

kill Shaniqua because...well...she's a flop

Fufu, Fozy, Penguin

[MetalDaetlaev™]

WARNING This Following Response Is Pretty Gay And Is Not Appropriate For DP1 WARNING

 

Fuck: Fufu - Well he showed me his butt, so... DAT ASS THOUGH

Marry: Penguin - I like him as a buddy anyway. So I'll go for him

Kill: Fozy - No comment needed

 

Charlotte, ODB, Tamina

Edited October 30, 2014 by MetalDaetlaev™

[Tamer™]

Fuck: Tamina. Who knows? It could be nice.

Marry: Charlotte. I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my days with her at all.

Kill: ODB. Do I really need to explain?

Oprah Winfrey, Wendy Williams, the lady who played Shelton Benjamin's mom back in 2006.

Edited October 30, 2014 by Tamer™

[MetalDaetlaev™]

Fuck: Wendy Williams - There are some positions where you can't see her face^^

Marry: Oprah Winfrey - MILF alert!

Kill: Thea Vidale - No, just no

 

I'll go for some hot women now:

 

Layla, Natalya, Michelle McCool

[BrotchMrToast]

Fuck Layla

marry Nattie

kill Michelle

Michelle Obama, Betty White, Renee Zellweger

[fufu ÷]

Fuck: Michelle - it'd be a nice fuff you to America 

Marry: Renee - she aint that bad looking and she's hella rich so i could be content with that

Kill: Betty White - she's gonna pop her clogs in a few years anyway

 

 

for the ladies or those comfortable with hypothetical questions:

 

Taecyeon, Cody Rhodes, EXO Kris

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Intercourse: Taecyeon due to the fact he isn't ginger

Trapped: Cody Rhodes due to the fact he's dashing and not ginger

MURRRRDERRR: EXO Kris because I don't like him

 

Big Pete, Fufu and Jeff

Edited October 30, 2014 by JoeyMagnumRyan

[SassySlothh]

fuck Big Pete. lets see if his user name lives up to it

marry fufu because he is my favourite person here and his dick should be called Al Quaida because it is the BOMB

kill Jeff because he's annoying and always wants floppy legends in games

[DrJoeyMagnum]

[Sir Flash™]

fuck Big Pete. lets see if his user name lives up to it

marry fufu because he is my favourite person here and his dick should be called Al Quaida because it is the BOMB

kill Jeff because he's annoying and always wants floppy legends in games

gotta suggest 3 more

[Penguin]

 

WARNING This Following Response Is Pretty Gay And Is Not Appropriate For DP1 WARNING

 

Fuck: Fufu - Well he showed me his butt, so... DAT ASS THOUGH

Marry: Penguin - I like him as a buddy anyway. So I'll go for him

Kill: Fozy - No comment needed

 

Charlotte, ODB, Tamina

 

[Sunny]

Right, that was fun.

Let's get back on track.

Vickie Guerrero, Hiroko (Kenzo Suzuki's geisha), Mrs. Yamaguchi-San (Val Venis's mistress)

Skip to 4:04 for old time's sake.

But, remember. At their current ages.

[xbox360svr1]

Fuck: Mrs. Yamaguchi-San

Marry: Hiroko

Kill: Vickie Guerrero

 

 

Whoopi Goldberg, Ellen DeGeneres, Linda McMahon

Edited November 1, 2014 by xbox360svr1