If you were/could make a superhero/supervillain

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Pretty obvious, if you were a superhero or villain/could make a superhero or villain what would you do? What would the background of your superhero be? What powers/ skills and abilities would they have and how would they gain them? What would be their motivation to save lives / cause horror and destruction?

Edited October 5, 2014 by Smacktalks
I've merged all three topics into one.

[McLeod]

I'd wear a bright yellow suit and bowler hat and I would grab a hose and spray shit all over the populous' houses

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I made three topics? Shit I thought it was 2, cheers for merging Smacktalks

[OatmeaBITW56]

Deadpool, just cuz he's awesome

[fufu ÷]

Drug man. I have the power to turn anything that I want into pure cocaine, mdma or acid just by winking at it. I can supply cheap, high quality drugs to high school children around the world, ensuring their safety and happiness.