DP1™ Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Everybody, while you read this, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to understand to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave with 10k posts, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest. I don’t hate you, Aisha. I don’t even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate… this idea… that you’re "so sweet"… because you’re not. I’m sweet. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Paul’s ass. You’re as good at kissing Paul's ass as Olivia is. I don’t know if you’re as good as Don… he’s a pretty good ass-kisser… always was and still is. Oops… I’m breaking the fourth wall. I am the most straight up talker… in the world. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when signed up to this place, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Tamer saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Tamer guy. You know who else was a Tamer guy? Metal… and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Metal is that I’m going to leave with a goal. I’ve grabbed so many of Paul’s imaginary "warnings" that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that. They’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost two years, I’ve proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this forum, on the status updates, and even on Twitter. Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not in your lovely little Slammys, I’m not a moderator on this site, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in high up placement, I’m not on any crappy forum on like caws.ws, I’m not even mentioned anywhere on this site, I’m not in the clique that makes you "popular" here. I’m not on web shows, I’m not popular in the internet community, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that “Don” is one of the "coolest" guys here and I’m not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are supporting me right now… you are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else, because you’re the ones downloading those CAWs Paul showcases, you’re the ones that buy into those tricks that really aren't important, and then at five in the morning on the web, you try to shove it in people's faces thinking you can get some slut of BackPage and fuck that tranny because you’re too lazy to get a real woman. I’m leaving with 10k posts on or before September 23, and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go CMPuls3's forum… maybe I’ll go write for wrestlingheads.com… Hey, Seth Trollins, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people because after I’m gone you’re still going to visit this place — I’m just a spoke on the wheel — the wheel’s gonna keep turning. And I understand that… that the high up people are gonna make this place bigger… they're practically millionaires who should be a billionaires if this was from a company standpoint… you know why they would not "billionaires"? It’s because they surround themselves with glad-handing nonsensical queer yes-men like FuFu, who’s gonna tell him everything they want to hear… and I’d like to think that maybe this place will be better after Paul takes his ball home, but the fact is it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic mods and the rest of this stupid community. Let me tell you more about "Erika Sweeney". You know some of the story… "I've been silenced" In other words, I'm sticking to my goal. I need a two-three day break to relieve some stress. Then I'm gone. All that is the truth. Edited August 30, 2014 by DP1™ Quote
IceShimmer x Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Well Thats A Bit Stupid. Thought You Knew What My Name Was. Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Nate did exactly the same thing a while ago. Not impressed. Quote
fufu ÷ Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 CM Punk re-word 'pipebomb'? Never seen that before... oh wait, yes I have. Every time some no balls, no creativity dweeb decides he wants to get some attention but doesn't have the guts to say things that he wants to say. Instead he hides behind a wall of someone else's words because he lacks the stones to say it in his own words and accept the consequences. DP1, you're awful. You've always been awful. And hey, if you wanna come over to TWF, I got some news for ya. That's my stomping ground too, so be ready to get Bready. 1 Quote
Nate Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Nate did exactly the same thing a while ago. Not impressed. and mine was just me fucking around. didn't even have any plans on leaving¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Quote
AgeofSandow Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 dude, you're not the only one that isn't in the cool pack. Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 I <3 the internet. I like how you think that you are cool and that you have haters and shit. 1 Quote
Tamer™ Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Kreaytivity of an avocado seed.Avacado seeds are cool though, they're not like the others. Quote
Fozy Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my topic! Don’t just get him out of the topic, get him out of Smacktalks! Because I’ve proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain’t got what it takes any more! You sit there and you create your caws, and you post your bullshit, and it didn’t get you anywhere, talk about your post count, talk about DP1 10,000; Fozy 12,000 says I just whipped your ass! All he’s gotta do it buy him a cheap bottle of thunderbird, and try to big some of that courage he had in his prime. As the King of ST, I’m serving notice to every one of the Smacktalks user base. I don’t give a damn what they are, they’re all on the list, and that’s Fozy’s list, and I'm fixing’ to start running through all of them! As far as this Mod spot is considered son, I don't give a damn if it’s Don4Mod or BrotchMrToast, Fozy’s time has come! And when I get the shot, you’re looking at the next Smacktalks Moderator! And that’s the bottom line, because Fozy said so! Edited August 31, 2014 by Fozy 2 Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my topic!Don’t just get him out of the topic, get him out of Smacktalks! Because I’ve proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain’t got what it takes any more! You sit there and you create your caws, and you post your bullshit, and it didn’t get you anywhere, talk about your post count, talk about DP1 10,000; Fozy 12,000 says I just whipped your ass!All he’s gotta do it buy him a cheap bottle of thunderbird, and try to big some of that courage he had in his prime. As the King of ST, I’m serving notice to every one of the Smacktalks user base. I don’t give a damn what they are, they’re all on the list, and that’s Fozy’s list, and I’m fixing’ to start running through all of them! As far as this Mod spot is considered son, I don’t give a damn if it’s Don4Mod or BrotchMrToast, Fozy’s time has come! And when I get the shot, you’re looking at the next Smacktalks Moderator! And that’s the bottom line, because Fozy said so! #Brotch4mod2014 Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 What, this isn't post a promo topic? DUUUDE! We TOTALLY need one of those! Quote
Auday Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 Nobody can touch you ha? Fuck it I got you suspended from twitter months ago. Also remember all the Erika Sweeny shit on twitter when you used to defend IceShimmer and that shit? I think I've proven you wrong now.... Also There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing IceShimmer's ass. Quote
Smacktalks Posted August 30, 2014 Posted August 30, 2014 DP1 if you have a problem just message me or one of the admins about it, there's no need to re-word a wrestling promo... :\ Quote
DP1™ Posted August 31, 2014 Author Posted August 31, 2014 (edited) Nobody can touch you ha? Fuck it I got you suspended from twitter months ago. Also remember all the Erika Sweeny shit on twitter when you used to defend IceShimmer and that shit? I think I've proven you wrong now.... Also There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing IceShimmer's ass.And I have a new one don't I? It's not like nobody can't make a new one. People can sure take something for fun and go into apeshit mode pretty quick huh? Edited August 31, 2014 by DP1™ Quote
Fozy Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 Auday's got a temper problem, it's not surprising. Quote
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