Seemingly useless skills you possess?

[principe]

Fozy you're a pervert

 

I can do amazing stuff with my feet that's all I can say

Edited July 31, 2014 by Prince™

[Zark]

And everyone just popped their boners.

Aren't you like 30 years old? She's 17. 

[Fozy]

 

And everyone just popped their boners.

Aren't you like 30 years old? She's 17. 

 

See what I mean by bullying? Don't be a cunt. Sarcasm detection and the ability to distinguish a joke is a valuable asset to have on the internet. I'm going to have to relinquish your browsing card, apologies.

[Zark]

 

 

And everyone just popped their boners.

Aren't you like 30 years old? She's 17. 

 

See what I mean by bullying? Don't be a cunt. Sarcasm detection and the ability to distinguish a joke is a valuable asset to have on the internet. I'm going to have to relinquish your browsing card, apologies.

 

Didn't seem like you were being sarcastic or joking actually. 

 

And also while we're talking about being a cunt, every post of yours I see you're talking shit?

Edited July 31, 2014 by Zarky

[Fozy]

 

 

 

And everyone just popped their boners.

Aren't you like 30 years old? She's 17. 

 

See what I mean by bullying? Don't be a cunt. Sarcasm detection and the ability to distinguish a joke is a valuable asset to have on the internet. I'm going to have to relinquish your browsing card, apologies.

 

Didn't seem like you were being sarcastic or joking actually. 

 

And also while we're talking about being a cunt, every post of yours I see you're talking shit?

 

I know it didn't that's what I'm saying, you've been revoked access to the internet, please; return your card.

[Tamer™]

I pee loudly.

[Miz_fit]

I'm good at shout "Alfa kenny body" out load in public

[FrickinAwesome]

I have a way of quickly figuring things out, though I suppose that's not a useless skill.

 

But, I can crack my jaw on both sides.

[The Don]

I'm apparently able to make people think I'm dead... Does that count?

[Fozy]

I have a way of quickly figuring things out, though I suppose that's not a useless skill.

 

But, I can crack my jaw on both sides.

You should stop cracking your jaw, it'll lead to TMJ, and that shit sucks. Your mouth can lock, not allowing you to open it.

[FrickinAwesome]

 

I have a way of quickly figuring things out, though I suppose that's not a useless skill.

 

But, I can crack my jaw on both sides.

You should stop cracking your jaw, it'll lead to TMJ, and that shit sucks. Your mouth can lock, not allowing you to open it.

 

I never said I do it intentionally.

[Fozy]

Well, try to stop it from happening, It's not good.

[Tamer™]

I pee loudly.

.....Da Fuq....

Yup.

[Tamer™]

I have a way of quickly figuring things out, though I suppose that's not a useless skill.

But, I can crack my jaw on both sides.

You should stop cracking your jaw, it'll lead to TMJ, and that shit sucks. Your mouth can lock, not allowing you to open it.

Just thinking about a locked jaw is scary.

[Brianthespaz86]

Even though I am a reserved creative personality I posses the ability to actually talk with my voice. I don't have to email or write notes to someone I live with and married to. Crazy right? 

[Pac.]

Yeah, the foot thing. I'm also an outstanding drunk texter. I can say the stupid shit that comes to mind without totally misspelling it.

 

Even though I am a reserved creative personality I posses the ability to actually talk with my voice. I don't have to email or write notes to someone I live with and married to. Crazy right? 

 

AMAZING!

[huh]

swag

[Pac.]

Swag isn't useless tho

[TheHippopotomus]

I can creating accurate wrestlers on video games lol. Sadly, it is a rather useless talent.

[Sunny]

Swag isn't useless tho

That trend from Seoul is old now.

And...I can touch my elbows together behind my back...I heard women can't do it.

[MOB.]

I have double jointed thumbs.

[TheHippopotomus]

@Codes I would call ignoring my PMs a useful talent.

Edited August 1, 2014 by TheHippopotomus

[Pac.]

^lmao

 

I forgot, I can lick my own elbow. I've never met anyone else that can. It doesn't get much more useless than that.

[Auday]

move me ears.

Me 2. xD

 

I can put my leg behind my head.

[Auday]

^lmao

 

I forgot, I can lick my own elbow. I've never met anyone else that can. It doesn't get much more useless than that.

Just tried and failed.