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[Auday]

Omg Jamie Vardy! What a sensational banger!

[Aero]

"Sensational banger" terrible expression. Great goal tho

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Auday you'll never be english face it

[Auday]

Auday you'll never be english face it

you never know, might end up marrying an English lady. Also what's wrong with "sensational banger"? 

[Aero]

Suggests you've had a tasty sausage or enjoy a good penis

You can bang a goal in, but calling it a banger is weird! Pairing sensational and banger is even weirder. Its up there with family guys who make a porn vs make a porno bit

[DrJoeyMagnum]

3-0 United were fantastic, Martial scored such a lovely goal 

[DrJoeyMagnum]

Fairly confidant Martial scored our goal of the season 

 

[Auday]

Alex Teixeira has moved to the Chinese league lol. One chinese club offered Zenit 91 millions for Hulk too. What's happening?!

[fufu ÷]

Pretty crazy really. I've little doubt Teixera will pop up in Europe again in a few years though. Money is ruining football for some, but I guess Chinese fans are buzzing their tits off. Not surprised Zenit didn't sell Hulk. They're owned by the Russian government (by proxy) so it's not like they need the money. It might be fanciful but i'd love Liverpool to have a go at signing Hulk come the summer.

[Auday]

Pretty crazy really. I've little doubt Teixera will pop up in Europe again in a few years though. Money is ruining football for some, but I guess Chinese fans are buzzing their tits off. Not surprised Zenit didn't sell Hulk. They're owned by the Russian government (by proxy) so it's not like they need the money. It might be fanciful but i'd love Liverpool to have a go at signing Hulk come the summer.

What's funny is Teixeira is such a hypocrite, he said that the only way he would get picked in the Brazil national team is by proving himself in Europe and now what? To China? Why the fuck would you do this to yourself? He could've got paid a lot by european clubs too, matbe not as much in China but at least you're playing football in Europe. This lad had potential but he screwed himself for the money, so sad tbh. Also I would def like to see Hulk play somewhere else than the Russian league. He could really be one of the best right wings in Europe. I bet Zenit will let him leave tho.

[Aero]

Hey, at the end of the day football is a job, and in jobs, money talks for most people. 

[DrJoeyMagnum]

[Auday]

Honestly if Leicester don't win the BPL I will be so pissed. I don't support them but they worked so hard and they really deserve to win this. Won the hearts of millions!

[fufu ÷]

If they fuck up, it'll be worse than Liverpool not winning. Everyone wanted them to win it, except the generic bitters, of course. It's like that x100.

[DrJoeyMagnum]

People wanted Liverpool to win the title?

 

[Nate]

we have 13 fit starters and apparently silva is injured now as well.

[fufu ÷]

we have 13 fit starters and apparently silva is injured now as well.

i'd have sympathy, but nah. City have 2 full squads worth of title contenders, and Delph, so there's no excuses.

 

People wanted Liverpool to win the title?

 

Other than bitter United and Everton fans, yes.

[Nate]

Oh yeah ik, we are playing shit also. 

[Aero]

There was plenty of "united fans" who wanted us to win the league that season too as they would rather Liverpool won the league than man city! 

[DrJoeyMagnum]

That's a good one, people wanted Liverpool to win the league 

[fufu ÷]

You can tell Joey is only a plastic fan. Worse than Audley

[DrJoeyMagnum]

I see I pinched a nerve 

[fufu ÷]

I can tell you can't read jokes. Worse than Jeff

[DrJoeyMagnum]

teeheehee I got you good

[fufu ÷]

the only thing you got is a comfy armchair