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Convert him to a Muslim. Ramadan dude. You can't eat or drink from sunrise 'till sunset, that outta drop his weight, lol.

:lol

 

 

 

Here is the solution bro: http://smacktalks.org/forums/topic/50752-love-vashikaran-specialist-baba-ji-91-9680255300/

 

It says the topic is deleted. Hmmmm.....I wonder who did that. 

 

Sorry Fozy, no solution for your friend just yet ;)

 

A spambot was advertising his online site for marriage.

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You could ask him to play XBox Kinect, if not, well he should at least go for a long walk.

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Convert him to a Muslim. Ramadan dude. You can't eat or drink from sunrise 'till sunset, that outta drop his weight, lol.

:lol

Here is the solution bro: http://smacktalks.org/forums/topic/50752-love-vashikaran-specialist-baba-ji-91-9680255300/

It says the topic is deleted. Hmmmm.....I wonder who did that.

Sorry Fozy, no solution for your friend just yet ;)

A spambot was advertising his online site for marriage.
I know, I deleted it. It was a joke, lol.
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Convert him to a Muslim. Ramadan dude. You can't eat or drink from sunrise 'till sunset, that outta drop his weight, lol.

:lol

Here is the solution bro: http://smacktalks.org/forums/topic/50752-love-vashikaran-specialist-baba-ji-91-9680255300/

It says the topic is deleted. Hmmmm.....I wonder who did that.

Sorry Fozy, no solution for your friend just yet ;)

A spambot was advertising his online site for marriage.
I know, I deleted it. It was a joke, lol.

 

Well it's 12 pm here and I didn't sleep yet. :p

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Buy him a course of tren, and drag him to the gym! Be a trooper in no time.

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He won't lose fat unless he enjoys the process of losing fat. & it's called losing fat not weight cause the poor guy can cut down on food then go on a water fast or some shit for seven days then loe & behold, he lost a huge ass amount of weight; weather it be water weight or muscle mass. Then two days after he breaks the fast, he gains most of the weight back. Ask him to go Vegan

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Didn't read all of the replies but figured I'd chime in and try to help.

 

I think I would set him up for an online dating site. Target other fat lazy people. You guys can coach his responses and help him build some chemistry before the date so he doesn't clam up. 

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