Fozy Posted July 22, 2014 Author Posted July 22, 2014 fufu im screaming -OT- Has he got money? No. He gets some, but wastes it all. Which is why I'm hoping to do this more while he's in college and getting a student loan. Quote
fufu ÷ Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 To clarify, a fatty for me as probably quite normal or just a little meaty for most people. I'm just very lean so a lot of people are pretty big in comparison. I don't go whaling, harpoon in hand. Quote
Fozy Posted July 22, 2014 Author Posted July 22, 2014 I'd say he's in the 20 stone range, and he's shorter than me. Quote
BrotchMrToast Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 I'd say he's in the 20 stone range, and he's shorter than me. Well, how tall are you? And btw; how fat exactly is he? Fat like Kevin James fat, or more like the guys you hardly can imagine getting carried by their own feed? Quote
Fozy Posted July 22, 2014 Author Posted July 22, 2014 He's really big. Biggest person I know. I'm like 5'10. He's probably 5'7 or something. Quote
Big Pete® Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 I'd say he's in the 20 stone range, and he's shorter than me.He was talking about his "fatty" conquests! Quote
Fozy Posted July 22, 2014 Author Posted July 22, 2014 I'd say he's in the 20 stone range, and he's shorter than me. He was talking about his "fatty" conquests! I know, was just saying that a fatty for him is not an average girl like a fatty to fufu. get him a lapdancer Offering your services? Quote
Big Pete® Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 get him a lapdancerHe wouldn't be allowed to fuck her. Quote
fufu ÷ Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 get him a lapdancer He wouldn't be allowed to fuck her. some of them do if you give them extra. Quote
Fozy Posted July 22, 2014 Author Posted July 22, 2014 This topic getting anyone else in the mood? I know I'm raring to go. Quote
Big Pete® Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 get him a lapdancer He wouldn't be allowed to fuck her. some of them do if you give them extra.Hes a fat ass though, most "massage. parlours" you need to have exusite hygiene, and by the sounds of it he'd be sweating his back out as soon as the music started. Quote
Fozy Posted July 22, 2014 Author Posted July 22, 2014 are you really referring to....oh my I like when girls say '...oh my'. Quote
Bob_Van_Dam Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 ^ You would've dropped more pounds within the 6 month range if you developed a good Diet with it. Quote
delete Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 I've just read a bit of the first post and a few comments about Iain's friend needing to lose weight, tbh it's not all about that. A lot of it, but not all. In my teenage years I was quite big, not huge but a little over average. But girls still liked me, they found me "cute" and I used that to my advantage to get them to like me. Knowing that they liked me raised my confidence enough so that I could get in a few flirting lines and etc, that kinda planted the seeds. Then when I started to lose weight, I was really comfortable with girls and vice versa. I hope I'm not wrong because it's half 2 and I'm pretty tired, but this topic is about getting Fozy's friend laid right? If it is then I'll read the whole thing tomorrow and give a reply, I'll do whatever I can to get your friend some pussy! Quote
BrokenDreams23 Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Ya know there are nice willing (inflatable) girls on Amazon & for cheap too, just saying lol. & yes, I have looked........what! lol. Quote
Tamer™ Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 So his friend is being difficult to work with, take him around a crowd of girls who could show him non stop attention or something, maybe he could put in the work to better himself at least. Quote
jitz Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 I didn't read any of the posts because it rolls for three pages, and I have porn open in another tab. So lets boil it down to basics here, this is all about tricking a girl into a fucking a fat, ugly, lazy slob that cannot speak to women. I know of only one way, and that's pity sex. The girl is going to have to be atleast podgy herself, and have downed quite a few wines. Bring up the virginity, he gets embarrassed, girl takes it on as a challenge, and it usually works. Girls are stupid, you just got to make her think it was her idea to fuck him. Quote
Tamer™ Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 I've got another idea, you could put him through The Pandora's Box system. Google it. Quote
Miztah Raza Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Convert him to a Muslim. Ramadan dude. You can't eat or drink from sunrise 'till sunset, that outta drop his weight, lol. 3 Quote
Auday Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Convert him to a Muslim. Ramadan dude. You can't eat or drink from sunrise 'till sunset, that outta drop his weight, lol. Here is the solution bro: http://smacktalks.org/forums/topic/50752-love-vashikaran-specialist-baba-ji-91-9680255300/ Quote
Miztah Raza Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Convert him to a Muslim. Ramadan dude. You can't eat or drink from sunrise 'till sunset, that outta drop his weight, lol. Here is the solution bro: http://smacktalks.org/forums/topic/50752-love-vashikaran-specialist-baba-ji-91-9680255300/ It says the topic is deleted. Hmmmm.....I wonder who did that. Sorry Fozy, no solution for your friend just yet Quote
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